FifthView
Vala
This was precisely why he had paid so much for an artificial iron knee, but the irony still irked him.
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Time to move to Skyrim I guess.
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Myth Weaver
Gender reveal parties in the 1200's were a little extreme.
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Myth Weaver
Gah. A 6 hit point wound. Fortunately i have 46.
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Myth Weaver
Another unwitting victim of the trapdoor archer spider.
Orc Knight
Auror
So it had came to pass, that he would have to write up his retirement papers and take up office work.
FifthView
Vala
One can tell the experienced adventurer from the adventurer straight out of adventuring school by what he reaches for first when ambushed: his weapon to draw or a wounding arrow to remove...
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Myth Weaver
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Myth Weaver
Surprised to find the children still awake, Santa decides to play dead until the leave and go back to bed.
Mad Swede
Auror
"I tripped, honest. And no, there isn't an empty bottle of sherry in the box on my head."
BearBear
Archmage
When the "life like santa" doll came, we decided to put it under the tree with the rest of the presents.
FifthView
Vala
Santa's weight loss regime of eating nothing but a single, sugar-free gingerbread man per day led to a bout of weakness in 2022 that he wouldn't soon forget.
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Myth Weaver
Who rigs a stairs with swinging paint cans, says Santa.
Orc Knight
Auror
The new Scooby Doo Mysteries took a very mature turn during their holiday special, Who Murdered Santa?
BearBear
Archmage
Ruh roh Raggy!
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Myth Weaver
In the morning, Santa was found at the Murphy house, but the M&M's guys were suspiciously missing.
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Myth Weaver
Oh, man, say the reindeer, someone roofied the milk again.
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Myth Weaver
Yep, its over, says Santa...Till next year.
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Myth Weaver
For the New Year