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MoSSurII
Troubadour
Oh My! I didn't know we were expecting visitors! You all must be tired from the journey, please, come in and have some tea. Honey! Bring out the fancy teaware from the cupboard.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"When his Tindr date said she was a lady dragon he thought she had made a grammatical mistake...."
MoSSurII
Troubadour
I really hope that didn't ruin their first date
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
"Yes,' hissed the Serpent said, "this is the Customer Complaints Department."
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Ralph and his companions were astounded to find that Canadian dragons were very polite - and apologetic - before they barbequed their foes.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
It's too dangerous, the path is trapped...
But I cant just go back...everyone knows you cant just jump over a log blocking the path.
But I cant just go back...everyone knows you cant just jump over a log blocking the path.
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"Stupid elves think I'm a bear!" Said the gnome before hopping down into the traps.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Rodney studies them hard. He believes he is fast enough...
"Just don't touch the pointy bits. Easy peasy lemon aAaaRGhHh!!!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Why would someone be trying to catch a dog sled out here?
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"What idiot decided to link up all the traps? All I have to do is throw this stick and... I should've brought another stick."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
What strange things. I wonder if I can eat one?
JBCrowson
Maester
Now that's a coincidence - a whole snow shoeing party died here at the same spot.
JBCrowson
Maester
This bear trap is too big; this bear trap is too small and this one...hey is that porridge I smell?
Orc Knight
Auror
"Darn, no wood elves yet." - Attributed to the gnome trapper Jingles the Beartrapper before an untimely fall and death.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Elf to King's 4 will leave me Paladin to Griffin's 5
Checkmate!
Checkmate!
Mans
Troubadour
If the was no light!
Wisdom is like a torch that brightens the way, so it helps the traveler in the life to find the right and wrong ways.
Wisdom is like a torch that brightens the way, so it helps the traveler in the life to find the right and wrong ways.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"If these traps don't start catching food soon I might have to return to being a male dwarf stripper to pay the bills."