MrNybble
Sage
As overseer of the postal service, I must constantly remind people to tip the delivery dragon or they my literally charge you an arm and a leg.
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MrNybble
Sage
This way is definitely faster to spread the word of our Lord instead of going door to door.
JBCrowson
Maester
I don't care if those pointy boots are the latest fashion at court, they tickle like hell when we pull out of a dive.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Take your anti-drone defences to the next level with Dragon Security Inc!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Some elves are very determined.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Shoo...shoo dragon. Fly somewhere else for the winter.
Orc Knight
Auror
Extreme Sports: Fantasy Edition, the Triathlon.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
No, just put me down anywhere, I said. Last time I trust a dragon.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wait, what is a Causticus Sputem doing way up here in the cold? You should be in the swamps of Toril, or the flooded forest of Sembia...
Are we sure this dungeon master knows what he's doing?
Are we sure this dungeon master knows what he's doing?
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Listen up, elf! If you don't put down that bow and get your sorry ass back to the toy factory Santa is going to sell his operation to Temu and we'll all be out of a job!"
Orc Knight
Auror
D: "Are you accounting for the drop and wind sheer?"
E: "YES!"
D: "The crumbling structure beneath your feet?"
E: "YES!"
D: "Do you have the Patriot Arrow?"
E: "YE- oh, uh, oh shi-"
E: "YES!"
D: "The crumbling structure beneath your feet?"
E: "YES!"
D: "Do you have the Patriot Arrow?"
E: "YE- oh, uh, oh shi-"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Strangest game of go fetch, I've ever seen.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
30 seconds before falling from a great height and being impaled by a pointed tower...
HAHAHAHAHAHA... There is no missing scale on me. Not like that weakling Smaug. I cannot be killed by a mere arrow....AH...HAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHA... There is no missing scale on me. Not like that weakling Smaug. I cannot be killed by a mere arrow....AH...HAHAHA.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"In the name of the King I order you to cease humping this tower immediately!"
MoSSurII
Troubadour
I completely forgot this thread exists.
Sir, can you please stop being a dumbass and get down from there? The tower is literally falling apart. All these knights, geez...
Sir, can you please stop being a dumbass and get down from there? The tower is literally falling apart. All these knights, geez...
MrNybble
Sage
Go to the highest room in the tallest tower they said. Find true true love there they said. Never said anything about a dragon.... Wait, why is the dragon fluttering its eyes at me?
JBCrowson
Maester
Yes the arrow has local anaesthetic on it, so open up and stop being a big baby
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Whadya know, the kids were right. Something was going thump on the roof.
MrNybble
Sage
Damn it Santa! Go back to using reindeer as these dragons are tearing up my roof.