JBCrowson
Maester
No, until you wash that gunk off your hands your not having dinner.
Some old Tomb of Horrors art...which in itself is a type of horror...
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JBCrowson
Maester
I did not say I craved for liches, I said four lychees.
Rexenm
Archmage
You must be this high, for the ride.
Orc Knight
Auror
Well, they did never get around to asking if the Queensbury Rules applied to fighting undead.
Mans
Troubadour
How would you like to be knocked out?
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em, I tell ya!"
MrNybble
Sage
Shadow boxing is for chumps. Bone boxing builds real muscle.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Damn it! I know you're still bitter over having your arse kicked by Muhammad Ali when he was alive but can't you let him rest in peace?"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Whoa… knocked the flesh clear off my bones with that one.
Well…now its my turn.
Well…now its my turn.
JBCrowson
Maester
The new superflyweight champion looked really mean
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hey, who you callin a bone head?
JBCrowson
Maester
I fought Tyson once, and he doesn't just bite ears off ya know.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Cursed blade... What would give you that idea? Tis a fine weapon. Go ahead, take it. With a blade like that, one could be King...
Eight arms, three jaws, one heart...Damn it.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Since when do thieves carry the big sword? I thought I had them all accounted for. A short sword maybe, but i could absorb that... I just... Man, what a great final boss I was.
Orc Knight
Auror
Acupuncture for horrors gone wrong? Or right?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well...it was a game like musical chairs...only there was this weird possibility...