Orc Knight
Auror
When auditioning for The Stone in the Arthurian plays go awry.
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JBCrowson
Maester
The cause of undeath was revealed on the x-ray
JBCrowson
Maester
After a lifetime complaining of an itch between the shoulder blades, they finally took him seriously
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Roger the Unfrightening again wins the award for least likely to scare an adventuring party, making him the scorn of Lichdom for 120 straight years.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Not even time lapse photography could answer the question of who had stabbed Mortimer the Mundane in the back.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
That is the last time I try Customer Services on the Dark Web
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Now, that's what I call a Party!!!
Miles Lacey
Archmage
When Taylor claimed he was stabbed in the back by his colleagues he wasn't being metaphorical.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well, this is strange, I just cant seem to find the entrance to the Spider Queen's liar on this map.
Naruzeldamaster
Auror
"We got tired of dogs playing poker, so we started our own club"
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"I've been relying upon ChatGPT for so long now I can't read the bloody map!"
Sage
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hmmmm...it does say there is a treaty of peace with the spider clan. Maybe we should have read this sooner...
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"What is a wobble board? Why did it strike terror into the hearts of even the bravest warriors? And who is this Rolf Harris they speak of?"
Mad Swede
Auror
I thought custom was to gibbet people at the crossroads, not feed them to the spiders?
JBCrowson
Maester
The recipe is very explicit, we can't substitute marshmallows for the spider eggs.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
No, the invite clearly says, leave your weapons at the tree and follow the trail of shields. Says, ‘NO STING’ in all caps.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ive never seen anything like it. It looks like the entrance to a giant vaccuum hose. Why would a spider want us to come near to one of those?