The Blue Lotus
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One of the best ones was: "I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" -- HawkeyeI miss Colonel Potter and the M*A*S*H gang. Except for Charles Emerson Winchester the 3rd.
But Charles had a few good ones too!!! He was a pompous cad but a funny one. Example: "Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! In only 2000 years it will
turn into diamonds!" -- Charles
"...but know this. You can cut me off from the civlised world. You can
incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice
daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be
heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid an festering
sewer." -- Charles
RIP Potter.
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