[Game] Last one to post wins!

[pmmg]

You are free to define it for yourself, or your former self too I suppose.

 

[BearBear]

I will

 

[Finchbearer]

I went back in time to stop my former self from posting so I wouldn’t win, but when I went back in to the future to my present self I still won. Ffs.

 

[pmmg]

Crazy... Must have been a paradox correcting itself.

 

[BearBear]

Amazing. I currently co-exist at all possible times and in infinitely many timelines I win.

Oh! I also found one timeline where the dragon wins but that one is indeed a disturbing universe. A dystopian reality of torture and pain.

 

[Ban]

Too much losing, not enough winning. Get better!

 

[pmmg]

Hmmm...better already. Thx.


Something about distopian realities I will leave to our current politicians.

 

[BearBear]

Yes, in an effort to support equity, the government mandated you to win because of the rarity of your species. Also you were granted access to Yale and Harvard regardless of your merit and lack of fundamental winningness.

 

[sgbii]

*walks in.*
Welp, guess I'm in?

 

[pmmg]

Welcome loser.

 

[Ban]

Welcome loser.

Says the loser.

 

[sgbii]

Says the loser.

Posted by the defeated

 

[Ban]

Posted by the defeated

As stated by the vanquished.

 

[pmmg]

They put something in the water today? You are all delusional.

Happy friday anyway.

 

[Finchbearer]

I’m having one of those days…I could do with a win

 

[pmmg]

A few more posts and you can win the page....

If it helps, I'll let you win the day by not posting here for the rest of the day.

(Less you make a liar out of me by not posting again )

 

[Ban]

I'll take that victory thank you very much.

 

[sgbii]

Oh victory? Don't mind if I do...

 

[BearBear]

Oh victory? Don't mind if I do...

Congratulations!

 

[sgbii]

Congratulations!

Thanks! It's very appreciated