BearBear
Archmage
The rules are simple: the last person to post in this thread WINS.
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[Game] Last one to post wins!
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I'm out. Completely out. Not participating. Nope, not me.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wha… after all the effort to kill the last one? We do it again?
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BearBear
Archmage
I win because I was last to post. I claim this as not just a victory for me, but for Bears everywhere.
Of course there are three victories here, last post, longest span of integrated time between posts and largest number of posts and they're all mine!
Of course there are three victories here, last post, longest span of integrated time between posts and largest number of posts and they're all mine!
Because I'm not participating I'll grant you those achievements.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Bears haven’t won anything since the 80’s.
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BearBear
Archmage
Until now. Congratulations to me.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
A poem…
I think that there shall never fare
A bigger loser than the bear
For if he raise that victory flagon
It will be just for the dragon.
I think that there shall never fare
A bigger loser than the bear
For if he raise that victory flagon
It will be just for the dragon.
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BearBear
Archmage
Well that was inspired.
So a counter-poem:
I think that it is only fair, there is no finer winner than a Bear.
A Bear that looks at God all day, and lifts his paw to say, "hey".
A Bear that may in summer wear the lushest locks of auburn hair;
Upon whose paws the salmon are slain; and plantonically lives within the rain.
Poems are made by Bears like me but only a God can make me be... the winner of this game.
Hurray.
So a counter-poem:
I think that it is only fair, there is no finer winner than a Bear.
A Bear that looks at God all day, and lifts his paw to say, "hey".
A Bear that may in summer wear the lushest locks of auburn hair;
Upon whose paws the salmon are slain; and plantonically lives within the rain.
Poems are made by Bears like me but only a God can make me be... the winner of this game.
Hurray.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I have a new rule.
Anyone who posts after me instantly loses and is no longer eligible to win.
Anyone who posts after me instantly loses and is no longer eligible to win.
Aleshe
Troubadour
Finally a game I can win with no other valid rules but posting last!
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BearBear
Archmage
Yay, I win!
Congratulations!
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BearBear
Archmage
Tyvm
pmmg
Myth Weaver
What is this? An election? We dont make up rules here…. Clearly the dragon has already won it. There is no point to playing further.
I guess you won than. Well done pmmg !
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Bout time I was recognized. Party at my cave.
(No pesky knights though
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(No pesky knights though
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BearBear
Archmage
I'm very sorry Mr. Dragon was it? Well it seems on the contest entry form you neglected to fill out the environmental protection notification checklist neither did you initial on page 17 or in subsection B of part II, so your win has been reverted to me, the Bear.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Can bears even count to 17?
Clearly the bear has been misinformed. He should go back to his park and leave the winning to the dragon.
Clearly the bear has been misinformed. He should go back to his park and leave the winning to the dragon.
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