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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Philip Overby, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. gavintonks

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    die thread di [or was that a person who hit a bridge?]
     
  2. Butterfly

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  3. Reaver

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    (...whatever happened to Fleam Ailman?..)
     
  4. gavintonks

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    is it possible to drive this thread into a bridge, swap its bullet and bomb proof car minutes before it leaves and get enough paparazzi on a scooter to blind the driver with a burst of light seen 30m away
     
  5. gavintonks

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    or subject it to enough plastic surgery that it requires massive doses of opiate pain killers and slides into oblivion?
     
  6. gavintonks

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    I think I broke it posted twice in a row ooops sorry!
     
  7. Butterfly

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    Nah... It's thrice in a row now...
     
  8. Aosto

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    So I was riding my bike the other day. Okay, well I was thinking of riding my bike. Okay, okay I was thinking of getting a bike to ride.
     
  9. Reaver

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    Just one more H&S green stamp and I can finally get that 1985 Yugo.
     
  10. FatCat

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    Pogo-sticks are a great way to get around town in style. Not only will you look really, REALLY cool while hopping around and impressing the ladies, you will save trillions of lives by not destroying the atmosphere in an egotistical pissing match with the corvette idling next to you at the green light with the pretty good-looking women in the passenger seat who would be prettier if it wasn't for the inch-thick layer of make-up applied over her face to hide years of alcohol abuse and shame when she realized that high school ended some thirty odd years ago and what the young kids call a cougar doesn't apply to her even though the desperate attempts of fake tanning and breast implants payed for by her seventh husband must've been for something but she can't really figure out what and next thing you know the light is green and the corvette drives off and you feel like you've lost the game of unknown rules as a hipster hops by on his antique pogo-stick from nineteen seventy whatever and the pang of jealousy you feel transforms you into a earth-loving super human of morality in which none could ever harm your sense of right and wrong because let's be honest you're now a totally better person than the average joe in a corvette because you have principles, damnit! Go green or die, bastards.
     
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  11. Ireth

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    Epic run-on sentence is epic. XDDD

    Also, THE GAME. You just lost it.
     
  12. FatCat

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  13. Reaver

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    For far too long I've been dealing with the voices in someone else's head.
     
  14. FatCat

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    Just take a seat on the couch and tell me how that makes you feel.
     
  15. Reaver

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    See? There's one of those voices!
     
  16. gavintonks

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    Do not get a great dane unless you have a property equal in size to dispose of nuclear waste, if the Dane population increases we could quite easily drown in dog crxp
     
  17. Twook00

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    You said anything. What if I say nothing instead?
     
  18. FatCat

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    I say what you said is something that's worth saying, say you say said and who said said then says what said who and who said what? Get my drift?
     
  19. Reaver

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    I saw a squirrel swimming the backstroke in my pool today. When I asked him why he chose the backstroke, he said: "____________________________________________________________."
     
  20. FatCat

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    So I can keep an eye on my nuts!
     
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