Ireth
Myth Weaver
Nuts are delicious. Peanuts, cashews, almonds... mmmm.
I use sheer willpower to crack nuts. They call me crazy, staring at un-cracked nuts with that gleam in my eye. Fools, we'll see who's laughing when the shell breaks.
I crack nuts with my fist.I use sheer willpower to crack nuts. They call me crazy, staring at un-cracked nuts with that gleam in my eye. Fools, we'll see who's laughing when the shell breaks.
My name is Ultimus Manimus and I am a slave.
To fashion!
I mean, have you seen all the trends I've started? It's not easy being a paragon of war, physical fitness and fashion..all that makes a REAL man a REAL man. What can I say? The men hate me because the women love me.