Garren Jacobsen
Auror
I take it you know this from experience?When a writer stubs his toe in an empty house, does he make sound?
Yes, yes he does. He turns into a cursing pirate even.
I take it you know this from experience?When a writer stubs his toe in an empty house, does he make sound?
Yes, yes he does. He turns into a cursing pirate even.
I take it you know this from experience?
Stop stubbing your toes then.Yes indeed, a very recent experience in fact. Recent enough to still have me pirate cursing a tiny bit.
Stop stubbing your toes then.
Ah, but you will stub it again. You should try not to.Only one good stub is needed.
Ah, but you will stub it again. You should try not to.
Ah of course that's what went wrong, thank you sensei. I will keep this great wisdom close to me.
Somehow I feel that fantasy writers are an exceptionally weird bunch.
It's the Somehow part. I think it's a given we're weird. I mean, who writes books. Weird people.From me, weird is a compliment. I enjoy being called weird.
It's better than being called normal, isn't it? That's about like someone saying, "You're so common-place," or "You're so ordinary."
It's the Somehow part. I think it's a given we're weird. I mean, who writes books. Weird people.
I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm not the dullest either.
I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm not the dullest either.
Birds the wyrd, baby.Wyrdness is wonderful.
I’m not the sharpest knife in the crayon box.I'm not the brightest tack in the drawer.
I’m not the sharpest knife in the crayon box.