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This or That? v3.1

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
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Hannibal, or uh… Shia? Uh… oh, I don't know. Maybe I should just let someone else, uh… do I have to answer this?


Ah, OK! I'll answer! Just don't eat me!

Hey… Shia didn't eat me. Some cannibal he turned out to be!

Hannibal.



Red Tail or Hammerhead?

BONUS QUESTION: Who are the pilots of each?
 
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Reaver

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Red Tail because it has VTOL capabilities.

Bonus: Faye Valentine and Jet Black respectively.


Macross or Science Ninja Team Gatchaman ?

BONUS: What are the American titles of these shows?
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
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G-Force beats Robotech because goofy bird helmets.



Which is the less obvious choice, a.k.a. closer call: A or B?

A = Wookie or Ewok?
B = Ewok or Care Bear?
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
Moderator
No question in the above post, so I'll scroll up to the first unanswered question I find.
B = Ewok or Care Bear
I choose Care Bear, because Care Bear makes me love my job through the power of rainbows and caring.

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Old School Cowboy Bebop character: Jet Black or Andy?
 

Saigonnus

Auror
Crap... Was in a hurry and on my phone.

Would you rather be outside in the rain without an umbrella or outside in the heat without sunblock?


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Saigonnus

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DaVinci, he was a renaissance man, Michaelangelo; not so much.

Jackson Pollack or Bob Ross?

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Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
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Bob Ross because he reminded me of Captain Bob.


Which adds more awesomeness to a movie about your life:
  • Legolas passing you on the highway on his motorcycle, matching speed with you just long enough to give you the finger before he speeds off down the road
    …or…
  • Chuck Norris beating the crap out of you, then apologizing because he thought you were somebody else as he fishes a couple of twenties from he wallet to toss at your bloody, semi-conscious form
    ?
 

Saigonnus

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Just the honor of getting beat down by chuck norris would be worth the forty bucks...

Getting kicked in the head... Or in the balls?


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Reaver

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Bring on the severe head trauma.

I'd take a kick to the head by a 'roid raged Clydesdale over getting hit in the balls by a playful kitten any day.

Biggest Batman wannabe:

Nite Owl or Owlman?
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
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Nite Owl.


Which line: "I don’t step on toes… I step on necks" or "I’m gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent… to the blood bank"?

BONUS: Whose line is it anyway?
 

Reaver

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"I'm going to take you to the bank Senator Trent...to the blood bank."

That dialogue is almost as bad as anything in Clive Cussler's repertoire.

BONUS: Steven Seagal as (pfft) Mason Storm in "Hard to Kill".


Worst fake badass:

Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme?
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
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The one who played Guile, van dammit.

Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks?

BONUS: In Hong Kong, how many of the locals would have made the same choice as you, >99% or <1%?
 
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Saigonnus

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I will have to choose starbucks, they offer low sugar options.

Regular, decaf or espresso?


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Legendary Sidekick

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The one that's less likely to send me careening into a hull, causing it to malfunction while I'm over a Sarlacc Pit.

(Ninja'd - same answer.
EDIT - After watching the video, I'd take that over the jetpack and the lightsaber.)



Sarlacc Pit or Piranha Plant?

BONUS: Would you change your answer if the Piranha Plant burps?
 
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