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Reaver

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And don't forget the fact that people who believed that end of the world nonsense are ********* ****** who like to ******* in a ******* ******** with ******** clowns and eat ******** out of their ******* *********.



**************!
 

FatCat

Maester
Reaver, it seems as though something wrong with your post there is. Replaced with asterisks what you originally typed somehow was. Very confusing this is, as no idea what point you're trying to make I have.
 
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Reaver

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Reaver, it seems as though something wrong with your post there is . Somehow, replaced with asterisks what you originally typed was. Very confusing this is, as no idea what point you're trying to make I have.

Okay. Thanks for the advice Master Yoda.
 

Steerpike

Felis amatus
Moderator
Those aren't asterisks. He's speaking in the language of the Bushmen of southern Africa. That reminds, me....@#/!shk >!< **# T'*!
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Steerpike is correct. I apologize for my accent. It's been a few years since I spoke that language. So FatCat: Please &^%@ a whale and *&^%$# it with your !@#$%^ and then *&^%$#@ it until some !@#$^%* calls Greenpeace and they help you &^%$#@!+ it.
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
No link?

That's no link...

:wavespin: GOTCHA!!!! :wavespin:





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Reaver

Staff
Moderator
No Link? What, is Zelda going to be the main protagonist in the next game?

Zelda won't be the main protagonist either. She's too busy hanging out in bars arguing with other video game heroes.
 
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gavintonks

Maester
calenders

Those aren't asterisks. He's speaking in the language of the Bushmen of southern Africa. That reminds, me....@#/!shk >!< **# T'*!


tell that to your printer or take a khoki pen and scratch out the year on your calender and see if it is accurate for next year
 

gavintonks

Maester
gremlins

tell that to your printer or take a khoki pen and scratch out the year on your calender and see if it is accurate for next year

do not know what happened
1 - calender you cannot use last years calender as the cycles add one extra day every 4 x 365 so should give an idea of just how amazing that piece of rock was to be accurate over 26 000 years

2 - there are no such thing as bushmen as
1 - they live in deserts which is hardly bush
2 - their tribes are 'the khoi' or the 'san'

3 - they are still alive today
4 - the asterix translations are very poor [hahahahhaha]
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Here's a fun idea if you find yourself in Africa and are really bored. In the words of my dear bushman friend <&*^%$ @%+=/?., from the village of ~%$^#"]} : Go to the nearest watering hole and ^&%$#@! the largest hippo you can find with a rusty >};*&%$ and spray it with ~@#^*+= until it !@*&^#?[ itself all over a zebra carcass. Then all you have to do is wait for the vultures to start circling.
 
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