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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Philip Overby, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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    It's cyclical. The calendar repeats. You don't have to make a new one.
     
  2. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    And don't forget the fact that people who believed that end of the world nonsense are ********* ****** who like to ******* in a ******* ******** with ******** clowns and eat ******** out of their ******* *********.



    **************!
     
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  3. FatCat

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    Reaver, it seems as though something wrong with your post there is. Replaced with asterisks what you originally typed somehow was. Very confusing this is, as no idea what point you're trying to make I have.
     
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  4. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Just use your imagination.
     
  5. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Okay. Thanks for the advice Master Yoda.
     
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  6. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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    Those aren't asterisks. He's speaking in the language of the Bushmen of southern Africa. That reminds, [email protected]#/!shk >!< **# T'*!
     
  7. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Steerpike is correct. I apologize for my accent. It's been a few years since I spoke that language. So FatCat: Please &^%@ a whale and *&^%$# it with your [email protected]#$%^ and then *&^%$#@ it until some [email protected]#$^%* calls Greenpeace and they help you &^%$#@!+ it.
     
  8. Sparkie

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    &^%@ a whale? Sign me up!
     
  9. Ireth

    Ireth Myth Weaver

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    Sure, I'll save the whales.
     
  10. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    No, I never said save a whale, I said &^%@ a whale. Please refer to this link for the correct translation.
     
  11. Ireth

    Ireth Myth Weaver

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    That's no link...
     
  12. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    No link?

    :wavespin: GOTCHA!!!! :wavespin:





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  13. Sparkie

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    No Link? What, is Zelda going to be the main protagonist in the next game?
     
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  14. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Oh...ha-ha. My sides. ;)
     
  15. Phietadix

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    What!? I'd never eat a whale!
     
  16. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Zelda won't be the main protagonist either. She's too busy hanging out in bars arguing with other video game heroes.
     
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  17. gavintonks

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    calenders


    tell that to your printer or take a khoki pen and scratch out the year on your calender and see if it is accurate for next year
     
  18. gavintonks

    gavintonks Maester

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    gremlins

    do not know what happened
    1 - calender you cannot use last years calender as the cycles add one extra day every 4 x 365 so should give an idea of just how amazing that piece of rock was to be accurate over 26 000 years

    2 - there are no such thing as bushmen as
    1 - they live in deserts which is hardly bush
    2 - their tribes are 'the khoi' or the 'san'

    3 - they are still alive today
    4 - the asterix translations are very poor [hahahahhaha]
     
  19. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Here's a fun idea if you find yourself in Africa and are really bored. In the words of my dear bushman friend <&*^%$ @%+=/?., from the village of ~%$^#"]} : Go to the nearest watering hole and ^&%$#@! the largest hippo you can find with a rusty >};*&%$ and spray it with [email protected]#^*+= until it [email protected]*&^#?[ itself all over a zebra carcass. Then all you have to do is wait for the vultures to start circling.
     
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  20. Sparkie

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    Wow.

    It strikes me that Peach has a massive inferiority complex...
     
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