Miles Lacey
Archmage
"They noticed I had a Polynesian tattoo so I was accused of cultural appropriation! I tried to explain to them I'm a part-Polynesian dwarf but they wouldn't listen...."
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Miles Lacey
Archmage
Call up the craftsmen
Bring me the draftsmen
Build me a path from cradle to grave
And I'll give my consent
To any government
That does not deny a dwarf a living wage
Bring me the draftsmen
Build me a path from cradle to grave
And I'll give my consent
To any government
That does not deny a dwarf a living wage
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Dwarven Glee clubs never really took off.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Thorin Oakenshield? More like Thorin Brokenshield, i said. How was I to know he was an undercover boss.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And he punched me in the nose, and said he was off to rescue some fat princess just to get her money too.
"Don't talk to me or my puppy ever again."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hmmm....the beast is guarded by a princess. I'll have to deal with her if I want to rescue it.
BearBear
Archmage
That's the guy who did it, your honor, the one with the mustache and silly hat.
Orc Knight
Auror
Times change, knights get outdone by guns, princesses make friends with dragons, such is the way of things.
BearBear
Archmage
"Daddy, I know it's not going to be easy but our love will conquer all, and you're not going to stop us!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Some Tinder dates don't end well.
Mad Swede
Auror
Not one word about how many times I sing "Burning Love" to myself!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
You, kingsfoil, now!
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"You! You're the one who hurt my poor widdle dwagon! You're just a big meanie!"
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Sir Percival felt conflicted as to who needed rescuing from whom.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And you can forget that second date!!!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Crap, says the horse.
Orc Knight
Auror
Well, this is a hell of a save loop.