Orc Knight
Auror
"For only three payments of 29.99 this holy symbol can be yours!" *crowd gasps*
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Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Damn it! Even in death we can't avoid these wretched marketers trying to flog off over-priced junk!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Aragon pushed his luck with his "you have to follow me" shtick. These undead weren't buying it.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wait, your armor is just that cheap wool stuff they use on TV to look like armor. I bet the amulet is fake too...
Little known fact: Australia was named Down Under because it is an official layer of hell. Case in point, the native wildlife.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Explain this one Darwin!
Orc Knight
Auror
"It is clearly the Australian Wizards Joe." - Darwin.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And I thought the platypus made God angry.
FifthView
Vala
"Able to hunt on land or sea, the sharkaroo would eventually come to dominate the entire ecosystem, supplanting even the humans who once populated this planet...."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Six years spent as a banker really changed martha
Miles Lacey
Archmage
When Australians claimed that nature hated them most people thought they were exaggerating. Then wildlife photographers encountered the roo-shark.
This is what Midjourney came up with when I wrote "Daedric Prince of Cookies." Have at it.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
What cookie monster sees when he looks in the mirror.
Mad Swede
Auror
What do you mean that's the way the cookie crumbles?
Legend says that if you repeat "chocolate chip cookie" three times in the mirror on Halloween, the Cookie Haunter appears and steal your dough.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The Great British Bake Off took a dark turn when Noel Fielding did not get their raise/
Hahaha, that one made me laugh out loud. Noel Fielding, destroyer of worlds.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Weep, young heroes, for I shall flood your world with cookies, and bring an age of obesity and diabetes and heart disease...I shall destroy you all.
Sorry loser, coca cola beat you to it!
Noooooooo!
Sorry loser, coca cola beat you to it!
Noooooooo!
Orc Knight
Auror
You know you want it. You know you do. Come on. Just a little closer now.