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Miles Lacey

Maester
"I've laid waste to whole eco-systems, wiped out the livelihoods of thousands of farmers and made thousands of exotic species of birds extinct and this buffoon thinks he's an evil genius because he pulls me out of a hat by the ears? Bloody pathetic if you ask me."
 

pmmg

Istar
A beauty like this can only be contained with a top hat, or by a holy hand grenade, and how many baddies have one of those? No adventurer should be without one of these.
 

pmmg

Istar
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Wow, maybe he is a powerful wizard.
Yeah… well. Unless the bunny can poop gold, you still owe me for the tab.
 

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pmmg

Istar
Thats right. Just pull one if these suckers out and watch em multiply. Before you know it the whole enemy army will be swarmed with fluffy pillow bunnies. Also great for sieges…
 

pmmg

Istar
After its success in getting past customs, this new 'trojan' brand of carry on luggage became very popular among greek travelers.
 
As is the way of nature, with no natural predators and an abundance of summer foods, the gnomes multiplied in their natural habitat and had all but stripped it bare as the cold season ahead loomed before them. Come spring we will again visit and see how many have made it through the winter. Truly, it was a sunset on the species in these north woods. Such is nature's way.
 

Miles Lacey

Maester
"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the suburbs, we shall fight on the patios and verandas, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the gardens...."
 

pmmg

Istar
A valiant defense, but alas the last tower could not be upgraded fast enough to prevent the gnomes from overwhelming this peaceful forest.
 
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