pmmg
Myth Weaver
That's like monster summing II, makes him at least 5th level.
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Miles Lacey
Archmage
"I've laid waste to whole eco-systems, wiped out the livelihoods of thousands of farmers and made thousands of exotic species of birds extinct and this buffoon thinks he's an evil genius because he pulls me out of a hat by the ears? Bloody pathetic if you ask me."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
A beauty like this can only be contained with a top hat, or by a holy hand grenade, and how many baddies have one of those? No adventurer should be without one of these.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Yeah… well. Unless the bunny can poop gold, you still owe me for the tab.
Wow, maybe he is a powerful wizard.
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Myth Weaver
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
And on lean nights, this can double as part of a create food and water spell.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Thats right. Just pull one if these suckers out and watch em multiply. Before you know it the whole enemy army will be swarmed with fluffy pillow bunnies. Also great for sieges…
pmmg
Myth Weaver
At water crossings, some knights were known to carry their land based craft to avoid wear and tear.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
So you reckon your kingdom is tough? In my kingdom the peasants are so strong the horses ride on them!
Mad Swede
Auror
This is a dead horse trope!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Oh yeah, says the horse. That's the spot. Just one more pop.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
If anyone mentions Monty Python I'm gonna throw this blasted horse at them!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Maybe a giant upside down badger...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
After its success in getting past customs, this new 'trojan' brand of carry on luggage became very popular among greek travelers.
The prompt was "Neverending hordes of gnomes."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Great, an accident. And they couldn't move it off the road.
Orc Knight
Auror
As is the way of nature, with no natural predators and an abundance of summer foods, the gnomes multiplied in their natural habitat and had all but stripped it bare as the cold season ahead loomed before them. Come spring we will again visit and see how many have made it through the winter. Truly, it was a sunset on the species in these north woods. Such is nature's way.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
On the count of three, we attack, says the ent.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the suburbs, we shall fight on the patios and verandas, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the gardens...."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
A valiant defense, but alas the last tower could not be upgraded fast enough to prevent the gnomes from overwhelming this peaceful forest.