Can you identify the culprit? - asked the local guard
Sep 27, 2022 #1,162 pmmg Myth Weaver Jeez. I think we have hit every red light since we left. Were never gonna make it on time.
Sep 27, 2022 #1,163 Miles Lacey Archmage "Just like back home in Louisiana: everyone ignores the red light!"
Sep 28, 2022 #1,164 pmmg Myth Weaver At night, when most were sleeping, many gnomes would abandon their gardens and visit the red light district...some would remain puzzling missing from gardens when home-owners would awaken.
At night, when most were sleeping, many gnomes would abandon their gardens and visit the red light district...some would remain puzzling missing from gardens when home-owners would awaken.
Sep 30, 2022 #1,165 pmmg Myth Weaver Cause sometimes life does not carry enough adventure... Last edited: Sep 30, 2022
Sep 30, 2022 #1,166 CupofJoe Myth Weaver Barry's impulse control issues were about to come to the fore.
Sep 30, 2022 #1,167 Miles Lacey Archmage "Ah, my back scratcher is here. I'm so looking forward to having that annoying itch down there seen to...."
"Ah, my back scratcher is here. I'm so looking forward to having that annoying itch down there seen to...."
Sep 30, 2022 #1,168 Ban Troglodytic Trouvère Article Team One bonk on the head should do it. Trust me, I saw this on Tom and Jerry.
Sep 30, 2022 #1,170 Miles Lacey Archmage Monkey was noted for his reckless behaviour but even Tripitaka and Pigsy didn't think he would pick a fight with the Lion King. "Disney good guys always win," Pigsy said. "A lesson Monkey is about to learn the hard way," Tripitaka said with a sigh.
Monkey was noted for his reckless behaviour but even Tripitaka and Pigsy didn't think he would pick a fight with the Lion King. "Disney good guys always win," Pigsy said. "A lesson Monkey is about to learn the hard way," Tripitaka said with a sigh.
Sep 30, 2022 #1,171 Orc Knight Auror The opposing pride had sent in their assassin. And even a single baboon with a stick against a lion, the odds are against the lion.
The opposing pride had sent in their assassin. And even a single baboon with a stick against a lion, the odds are against the lion.
Oct 1, 2022 #1,172 pmmg Myth Weaver For some reason, the use of tools gene did not pass down the evolutionary process for this species.
Oct 12, 2022 #1,177 Ban Troglodytic Trouvère Article Team "Guys, the land of the living really isn't what it is cracked up to be anymore. That place has gone downhill fast."
"Guys, the land of the living really isn't what it is cracked up to be anymore. That place has gone downhill fast."
Oct 12, 2022 #1,179 CupofJoe Myth Weaver Sir Reginald was dismayed to discover that his Acme "Ghoul-be-gone" seemed to have an electrical fault.
Sir Reginald was dismayed to discover that his Acme "Ghoul-be-gone" seemed to have an electrical fault.
Oct 12, 2022 #1,180 pmmg Myth Weaver Dude. What are you? First level? We’re skeletons for Christ’s sake. It dont get no easier. Does it get easier, Carl? I think zombies might be easier, Frank. Yeah, Vince is fading back. Look, this module is too hard for you, go get a fighter or something and come back. I don't even think that is a real holy symbol... Last edited: Oct 12, 2022
Dude. What are you? First level? We’re skeletons for Christ’s sake. It dont get no easier. Does it get easier, Carl? I think zombies might be easier, Frank. Yeah, Vince is fading back. Look, this module is too hard for you, go get a fighter or something and come back. I don't even think that is a real holy symbol...