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No...You dont know what he's like. He makes me eat peas on tuesday, and take all my classes online.


Troglodytic Trouvère
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"Billy, you get right back in this swamp and stop pulling that nice witcher's pants off!"
"So then my cousin Fvgold Goldluvr says he managed to stake a right good claim." "Where'sat?" "Some place he's callin' Deeprock, I think? Says it's good, very exciting. Lotsa of bugs to kill an grill." "Nice."


That right, that's when I said to that dragon, 'you think you are sooo biiigg, try saying that to my face.' And the dragon was like, 'Oh...I thought this was a lonely mountain', and I was like 'Well, I'm standin here aren't !?!'

'Course, its was tuesday, and I had an AA meeting to get to, so...but if I could have stayed...'


Ya make one exploding nut cracker, and he wants elves to be his toy makers. This world ain't fair, Benny, it ain't fair.
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Mad Swede

I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to the Lonely Mountain
I do believe I've had enough.