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Maester
It is what will come to pass, If you should fail. The Fellowship is breaking, it has already begun. He will try to take the Cookie, you know of whom I speak. One by one, it will destroy them all.
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CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
"You ca have all the cookies in creation," they said. And not one of the Gluten Free.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
No...You dont know what he's like. He makes me eat peas on tuesday, and take all my classes online.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
'Is it your turn or mine, to save her?'
'I don't know anymore. I blame the writers...'
'I don't know anymore. I blame the writers...'
"Billy, you get right back in this swamp and stop pulling that nice witcher's pants off!"
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Good grief! We can't take her anywhere without someone wanting to grab her stockings as a trophy!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Billy…no… that creature is pure evil. She’ll break your heart and take half your stuff…
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
I don't care if you've called "Child" services. Tonight is Bath night!
Mad Swede
Auror
No, that was Sing Me The Blues...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
No, you idiot, kill the witchers, not the witch, the witchers…
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wow, that was close, says the frog. Thanks witchers, I'm outta here.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Been seeing dwarves mentioned on the site a bit, so why not a caption?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And then that bitch Snow White reported me to HR.
(That one came from my Biiiiiieautiful wife...)
(That one came from my Biiiiiieautiful wife...)
Orc Knight
Auror
"So then my cousin Fvgold Goldluvr says he managed to stake a right good claim." "Where'sat?" "Some place he's callin' Deeprock, I think? Says it's good, very exciting. Lotsa of bugs to kill an grill." "Nice."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
That right, that's when I said to that dragon, 'you think you are sooo biiigg, try saying that to my face.' And the dragon was like, 'Oh...I thought this was a lonely mountain', and I was like 'Well, I'm standin here aren't !?!'
'Course, its was tuesday, and I had an AA meeting to get to, so...but if I could have stayed...'
'Course, its was tuesday, and I had an AA meeting to get to, so...but if I could have stayed...'
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I have to say, I am not a fan of this new pumpkin spice lager.
(jeez, woman is on a roll).
(jeez, woman is on a roll).
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Of course we're all gay! Do you think Snow White would've remained snow white if we weren't?"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ya know, Benny. Its okay with my that you’re a lumberjack.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ya make one exploding nut cracker, and he wants elves to be his toy makers. This world ain't fair, Benny, it ain't fair.
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Mad Swede
Auror
I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to the Lonely Mountain
I do believe I've had enough.
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to bluff
I'm going back to the Lonely Mountain
I do believe I've had enough.