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[CupofJoe]

Can you identify the culprit? - asked the local guard

 

[pmmg]

Jeez. I think we have hit every red light since we left. Were never gonna make it on time.

 

[Miles Lacey]

"Just like back home in Louisiana: everyone ignores the red light!"

 

[pmmg]

At night, when most were sleeping, many gnomes would abandon their gardens and visit the red light district...some would remain puzzling missing from gardens when home-owners would awaken.

 

[pmmg]

Cause sometimes life does not carry enough adventure...

 

[CupofJoe]

Barry's impulse control issues were about to come to the fore.

 

[Miles Lacey]

"Ah, my back scratcher is here. I'm so looking forward to having that annoying itch down there seen to...."

 

[Ban]

One bonk on the head should do it. Trust me, I saw this on Tom and Jerry.

 

[pmmg]

Rafiki thought it was time there was a new king, a monkey king.

 

[Miles Lacey]

Monkey was noted for his reckless behaviour but even Tripitaka and Pigsy didn't think he would pick a fight with the Lion King.

"Disney good guys always win," Pigsy said.
"A lesson Monkey is about to learn the hard way," Tripitaka said with a sigh.

 

[Orc Knight]

The opposing pride had sent in their assassin. And even a single baboon with a stick against a lion, the odds are against the lion.

 

[pmmg]

For some reason, the use of tools gene did not pass down the evolutionary process for this species.

 

[pmmg]

 

[pmmg]

Ahhh...its the living. Quick, Reginald. Turn him.

 

[pmmg]

Wow, the amulet of Horus actually works. Thank Jebus.

 

[buyjupiter]

The light it burns us!

 

[Ban]

"Guys, the land of the living really isn't what it is cracked up to be anymore. That place has gone downhill fast."

 

[CupofJoe]

No need to rush! I've got plenty back at the Lock-up.

 

[CupofJoe]

Sir Reginald was dismayed to discover that his Acme "Ghoul-be-gone" seemed to have an electrical fault.

 

[pmmg]

Dude. What are you? First level? We’re skeletons for Christ’s sake. It dont get no easier. Does it get easier, Carl?

I think zombies might be easier, Frank.

Yeah, Vince is fading back. Look, this module is too hard for you, go get a fighter or something and come back.

I don't even think that is a real holy symbol...