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"...and then she ate my baby's porridge, which was just, you know, one step too far. We have her head mounted above the fireplace."
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CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Dave did wonder if, now that he was "over 30", he should take more care of his personal grooming.
Or
Dave never did find out what happened to his invisible Accordion....
Or
Dave never did find out what happened to his invisible Accordion....
pmmg
Myth Weaver
New one...been quiet today.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Please Daddy, can I keep it?
Orc Knight
Auror
Little Sally's Martian Bulldog would go on to win all the dog shows.
(Also, where did you find this picture? Good goddess.)
(Also, where did you find this picture? Good goddess.)
pmmg
Myth Weaver
C'mon, like orcs don't have these at home...
How many times have I told you, Amanda, outside play only.
How many times have I told you, Amanda, outside play only.
"I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him."
(Bonus point if you can source this quote without googling)
(Bonus point if you can source this quote without googling)
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well its either of mice and men or an episode of bugs bunny. Not gonna lie, one i am more familiar with than the other.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Mom, look what i traded our magic beans for.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
Sally came prepared to audition for the part of Alice. Sadly, the inflatable prop she brought to fill the role of pig baby freaked out the casting director.
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It was the first and last time either of the twins played with Grandfather’s polymorph scroll.
Thoras
Minstrel
"No, of course he doesn't bite. What makes you say that?"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
[Off picture] Put down the animal and step back. Or we will shoot.
bdcharles
Minstrel
Satan's legions of doom just needed a hug.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
The kids discover the mythical nude beach of the Orcs...and now it does seem Orcs and Elves can get along...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
The kids watch as dwarf tossing is taken to a whole new level.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
The kids discover Arthur wasn't joking about Merlin's mother.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Sven watches in horror as the gargoyle statue careens over the edge of the cliff and lands on his Dad's Buick. The other kids are just shocked that it all happened that way. The Unicorn; however, now realizes that Marissa, who was in the back seat, was not in fact a virgin.