CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The Hammer Throw is for wimps and humans. Real Orcs throw anchors!
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Myth Weaver
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Myth Weaver
Some golems were not as frightening as others.
FifthView
Vala
Dr. Jack Harbrow had made a fatal error in the design of his dive suit. He used iron.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ironman's first efforts at a metal suit were not so spectacular.
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Myth Weaver
Talos was shocked that for so long people would just walk by, unaware of his danger.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
It was assumed that sentinel life that could travel across galaxies would look and act highly intelligent. Bortox proved them wrong....
Orc Knight
Auror
Getting help on the streets was hard these days, these people with feet of clay dismissing the iron band aids on his chest.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
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Myth Weaver
It was just then that Rex decided 'good dog time' was over.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Wholesome family entertainment... slaying tentacle monsters on a Sunday afternoon.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Shocked that Mindy would call the creature uglier and smellier than an orc, Thork was not sure if he wanted to help the 'team' anymore.
"The Kalamari strikes back" coming to a theater near you.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Terror strikes Martin as he realizes he left his power ring at home.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
WARNING: Use of iMagic bracelets may attract unwanted attention from tentacle monsters. Do not use product in areas popular with young Japanese school girls or near large bodies of water such as lakes and oceans.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
I said... YOU WILL RETURN THE LIBRARY BOOK ON TIME!!!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Predictably, the creature ate both Mindy and Martin, but did not wish to eat Thorg.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
"Say that again about the Barbie Movie!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Just so long as they dont ask where the third horse is, everything should be cool, thinks the dragon.
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Myth Weaver
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Great, Now I can write songs about their epic battle
Great, Now I can write songs about their epic battle