MoSSurII
Troubadour
"Wow... They set up a trap for each an every leg of that bear, but, what's the fifth one for- Oh... Oh dear..."
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
An instant later and Rodney rolls a 1
pmmg
Myth Weaver
That feeling you get when the advert says first month free.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well the princess was gone and his dragon traps still hadn’t sprung. Rodney just didn’t get it.
MoSSurII
Troubadour
Pmmg is over here making a full story outta Rodney and the Five Bear Traps. Keep at it, I say! 
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Pmmg is moving furniture today and sweating like a pig. I should have faced the bear traps.
MrNybble
Sage
"Those ungrateful little bastards. I give them food, shelter and work in the mines. Would like to see those orphans try to escape now."
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-Drewakle Gakbee. Owner of Wyrmling Rescue Services-
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-Drewakle Gakbee. Owner of Wyrmling Rescue Services-
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I'm sorry Ma'am. You cant park your dragon there. You're gonna have to move it or I'll have to give you a ticket.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Never mind the bloody treasure! Just get me to the nearest toilet! I really need to pee!"
JBCrowson
Maester
After the thousandth carrier pigeon was lost in flight the royal courier service upgraded its birds.
We wanted to get rid of the pigeon shit at any cost.... What fools we were.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Brenda looked over and saw all the others waiting in line to go down the stairs. This coronation better be worth it, she thought. Getting out of this garage is going to be a bitch.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
This strange sport of trying to remain seated on the back of a bucking dragon had more contestants than usual this year, but surprisingly no repeat champions.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"All I ask of you is to find me someone who knows how to make boots that don't make me look like a court jester."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
For the first time, Brenda notices the 'Babe on Board' sticker attached to the tail of her dragon. She does not think it funny.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Just from the lot, Brenda remained on guard. No way was she going to let anyone get near enough to scratch the paint. Not when she had not even made her first payment yet.
JBCrowson
Maester
Are you sure those people like us swooping at them like that?
JBCrowson
Maester
The dragon knights had come up with a new addition to the dwarf tossing contest this year
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Even Brenda is not sure what she saw in that Tyson fight.