LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
What are those ways shall you tell? To sate my curiosity?
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well, crawling a dungeon for one...
The rest I try to keep secret.
The rest I try to keep secret.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Like Dracula would know. He always tried to kill his dates. Dragons are much better company.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
While Dracula is a handsome fellow (he didn't try to kill me surprisingly) I do agree that dragons tend to make better conversationalists.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Is he? He looks kind of dusty to me.
Does not matter...he knows better than to come test a dragon. He'd do more than sparkle if that happened.
I dont know... I mean... Caves are much more fun than musty old castles with a rodent problem. Just sayin...
Does not matter...he knows better than to come test a dragon. He'd do more than sparkle if that happened.
I dont know... I mean... Caves are much more fun than musty old castles with a rodent problem. Just sayin...
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
While I am fond of castles you do have a point about the enjoyableness of caves. I have fond memories of a few.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well, some castles are cool, but they catch fire easy...and secretly, the princess likes to be absconded with. Dragons are great company.
Vampires are like...nope, I'll just find another. Course there are a lot of pesky knights, but they do so well either.
Vampires are like...nope, I'll just find another. Course there are a lot of pesky knights, but they do so well either.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
While I have met some nice vampires but I have it on good authority that they would have attacked me should I have not achieved my current state. I have had better times with dragons.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well...you are welcome to visit the cave.
In the future, you tell vamps I dragon will burn them whether you have the right state or not. They'll back off.
In the future, you tell vamps I dragon will burn them whether you have the right state or not. They'll back off.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
Many won't attack a lich but I do appreciate that.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Yeah, lich is just a fancy word for 'also gets toasty'. Most cant even talk in whole sentences, and where wigs to pretend they are still attractive. You should look for better company.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
I mean I am one I just happen to be one of the few that figured out how to preserve their natural looks.
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BearBear
Archmage
The most amazing conversations happen in LOTPW. You may not have known, but I knew.
Yall think I'm a Bear, or even a Bear Bear, but you probably didn't know I'm also a Puma. So let me tell you a little something about the mountain lion, you see, no you don't see, because the last thing you ever see if you meet a Hungry Puma, be you dragon or lich, is the Hungry Puma, so keep your caves and vampires, meat is meat as far as a Hungry Puma is concerned, you won't see me coming, you'll just know I won... the game.
Yall think I'm a Bear, or even a Bear Bear, but you probably didn't know I'm also a Puma. So let me tell you a little something about the mountain lion, you see, no you don't see, because the last thing you ever see if you meet a Hungry Puma, be you dragon or lich, is the Hungry Puma, so keep your caves and vampires, meat is meat as far as a Hungry Puma is concerned, you won't see me coming, you'll just know I won... the game.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
I can point you in the direction of a butcher shop.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Puma is also a fancy word for not winning the game.
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
The game shall not be won by either pumas or dragons.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ill root for you, but...
LieutenantWolf34
Troubadour
But you think you will win anyway.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I'm willing to share the prizes.
