[Game] Last one to post wins!

[BearBear]

It feels like the win is inevitable, but it'll never be quite the same as the first time, you need to post more and more to feel that same rush, and you spend the rest of the game chasing that dragon until you ultimately lose... to a Bear.

 

[Mr. M. L.]

Or perhaps the win goes to the kind human who is powerless by himself yet the fey and the gods have gifted to him a magic sword and shield, along with a cloak of invisibility which he uses to defeat dragon and bear alike.

 

[LieutenantWolf34]

Or perhaps the win goes to the kind human who is powerless by himself yet the fey and the gods have gifted to him a magic sword and shield, along with a cloak of invisibility which he uses to defeat dragon and bear alike.

Yet he shall fall to the final boss an undead of unmatched power.

 

[pmmg]

A bear falls over in the woods and no one is there to see, does anyone notice?

No, cause its a bear.

 

[BearBear]

Hey, this Bear has faced much greater than the likes of any yall.

Ever befriend an Eldrich Abomination (or three) only to be absorbed into their higher dimensional being? Well I have and I have to say it's something you don't forget. Unlike fighting a dragon or whatever an M. L. is.

Bears don't fight women though, their too OP, trust me, the only way to win is to surrender instantly.

 

[Mr. M. L.]

Ever befriend an Eldrich Abomination (or three) only to be absorbed into their higher dimensional being? Well I have and I have to say it's something you don't forget. Unlike fighting a dragon or whatever an M. L. is.

How do you know that if you don't even know what an M. L. is? It could be anything. It could be the Most Loathsome thing in existence while at the same time the Mightiest Litch possible.

 

[pmmg]

Though strangeness bounds upon this world
And many fates can fall unfurled
I think the I shall never share
My winning with a silly bear
If I could but gift this richest pearl
I probably give it to the lich girl

 

[Redfrogcrab]

hehe me make friends with the local eldrich being beyond my understanding

 

[pmmg]

Yes, but did the eldrich being beyond your understanding make friends with you?

Or...has it left you insane enough not to know you have lost this game?

 

[Redfrogcrab]

Nah man we're friends

The secret is to not try to conceptualize her

 

[pmmg]

I will leave you to your blissful delusion.

 

[Redfrogcrab]

that's the strat man, just don't think too hard

 

[Mr. M. L.]

I'd rather stay away from eldrich beings altogether if I can.

Also, for all your information an M. L. is most likely not the "Mightiest Lich." All I was saying is that it could be. The point is, no-one knows what an M. L. is. It could be the most terrifying thing ever or completely nothing. You don't know.

In any case it doesn't change anything in the way of how I'm going to win this game.

 

[pmmg]

If it was the most terrifying things ever, wouldn't I be terrified?

 

[Mr. M. L.]

If it was the most terrifying things ever, wouldn't I be terrified?

Not if you didn't know it was something terrifying.

 

[Redfrogcrab]

Not if you didn't know it was something terrifying.

mind over..... mind? just don't think or panic and the incomprehensible horrors will be less horrific

 

[pmmg]

I will let you do the non-thinking for me

 

[BearBear]

My whole long form eloquent response was lost.

Eldrich horror > yall basically but said in the nicest possible way that would incline you to thank me for considering you.

 

[pmmg]

I see the eldrich got to you as well.

 

[BearBear]

I see the eldrich got to you as well.

Well yes, I said so. But it wasn't C'thulhu because he's a small fry.