[Game] Last one to post wins!

[Finchbearer]

…I just went to go do something, and I come back to this?!

I agree, let’s keep the nuke talk out of it.

 

[Mr. M. L.]

How about we talk about how the automatic parking systems on new cars would be really bad in a zombie apocalypse?

 

[BearBear]

I was born this way. War crimes are a particular passion of mine. Also, there's never not a war going on.

So this girl I work with was talking with another coworker about automatic driving cars, here's the conversation:

G1: "What does the car do when someone steps in front of you?"

G2: "Oh they're so good now, they stop in a safe manner."

G1: "And if that person is pointing a gun at you?"

G2: (Awkward silence)

Me:

And they call me the edgelord?

 

[Mr. M. L.]

Yeah, if they're going to continue to do it, maybe they should make all cars bulletproof as well.

 

[BearBear]

I asked Aleshe, who I've known for years, to explain me to you normies, stay tuned, she's going to wow yall and clear this whole thing up.

 

[Ban]

I'm more than fine remaining a "normie." You could just refrain from pushing the boundaries on this website.

 

[Aleshe]

Oh brother...

Okay, Bear: whenever he's comfortable in mixed company and says something "funny":

Everyone else:

So how's everyone else doing? I'm really busy, sorry I haven't been around to babysit Bear.

 

[BearBear]

 

[Finchbearer]

It’s convenient how ‘Aleshe’ is always around to chime in…it’s almost as if…

 

[BearBear]

I txted her smh.

Anyway enjoy your game, you're welcome.

 

[Karlin]

still playing? I gave up a long time ago.

 

[pmmg]

Then you wont mind going back to last place.

 

[Karlin]

Then you wont mind going back to last place.

Ah, good point

 

[pmmg]

Just gonna say, those little uhaul trucks with rent for $19.95 painted on the side. They are fucking lie.

Don't believe them .

 

[CupofJoe]

Every one has forgotten about this thread. He. He. He.

 

[pmmg]

As they say in war games, the only way to win is not to play at all.

 

[NotesAndBooks]

Or to WIN

 

[pmmg]

Winning is not an option.

 

[Fyri]

Oh

 

[pmmg]

Oh.