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Caged Maiden

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YAY!!!!
 

Philip Overby

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Good for you! I failed! Oh well. There's always November. I did pretty well though: I got up to 38,000 which is more than I had before.

Congrats!
 

Philip Overby

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Death Match challenge. Just write a story about your character and then we'll enter him or her into a tournament to fight other writers' creations. Go for it!
 

Philip Overby

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So, what's going on with you guys in Kill a Thread land? It's stinking now, so I need to pour more lime on it.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
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So, what's going on with you guys in Kill a Thread land? It's stinking now, so I need to pour more lime on it.

I'm working on a new character/world concept that would make it easier for me to jump in on the weekly challenges. I haven't written much at all since my wife began working overtime. But we're adapting and things are getting easier, and I'm eager to write.
 

Ireth

Myth Weaver
I'm working on a sudoku and listening to one of the two songs I like from Love Never Dies. (Hate the very idea of that musical, but "Till I Hear You Sing" and "Devil Take the Hindmost" are pretty good songs.)
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
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I jut wrote the first bit of my short story in play format, and now I'm making another version in a normal 1st-person narrative format. I went with play format because I pictured it in my head as something that could work as a play, but I think I'd have a better hope of selling it as a short story (or series of).

Anyway, writing dialogue format first smashed my writers block. (Which is good, considering I'm a non-magic-user like my MC, which makes destroying a physical block hard to do as quickly.)
 

Reaver

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A Fill in the Blanks game...

Yesterday I went to the__________ and the _________ told me that I have _________ and

that in ________ days I'm going to ___________. I couldn't ___________ my ____________ !

I almost ___________ in my __________! Needless to say I didn't _____________ anymore so

I said to the _____________ :

"Go __________ yourself, you _____________ _____________ !"


Then I ____________ into my ______________ and got the ___________ outta____________.

So now I have to ____________ and ______________ that my ______________ will work

properly. If it ______________, then I'm totally ______________.

But that really doesn't ______________ my _______________, does it?

Oh well...I guess that I'll just ______________ and hope that ____________ doesn't__________

me in the _________.
 
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Yesterday I went to the banana and the Treasury Secretary told me that I have nine seconds to live and

that in pi days I'm going to conquer Mars. I couldn't find my intestines !

I almost evaporated in my spacetime! Needless to say I didn't evacuate anymore so

I said to the radioactive space lizard :

"Go pamper yourself, you iconic debutante !"



I'll let someone else do the second half.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Yesterday I went to the morgue and the mortician told me that I have an autopsy scheduled soon and that in three days I'm going to be cremated. I couldn't believe my ears! I almost drifted through the floors in my shock!

Needless to say I didn't like being dead anymore so I said to the angel of death:

"Go kill yourself, you hooded goon!"

Then I sank into my corpse and got the hell outta the morgue, literally.

So now I have to break into the hospital and give myself a blood transfusion so that my body will work properly. If it won't heal from the gunshot, then I'm totally a zombie.

But that really doesn't hurt my chances with the ladies, does it?

Oh well...I guess that I'll just hang out in the paranormal romance section of the bookstore and hope that the angel of death doesn't find me in the aisles.
 

gavintonks

Maester
as a newly anointed great dane expert I can testify that the bio mass of a great dane that did not go outside is about 1kg and takes up a cubic area of 9cm x9cm x 8cm high
it is this useless information that makes dog ownership so special
 

Reaver

Staff
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as a newly anointed great dane expert I can testify that the bio mass of a great dane that did not go outside is about 1kg and takes up a cubic area of 9cm x9cm x 8cm high
it is this useless information that makes dog ownership so special

And it should be further noted that in some states here in the U.S., great danes must wear baggy shorts.
 

gavintonks

Maester
I can understand a dump like that could cause a serious accident but the plastic in the shorts would definitely contribute to global warming

I wish I could find a way to commercialism it
 
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