Found a funny quote from Robin Williams: "Divorce is the art of ripping a man's genitals out through his wallet." I'm not a guy but for their sake I am going to be very careful to marry a guy who I won't divorce. And I've been a child in a divorce so I don't want my kids to through that.
You never know when being good at soccer will be useful...
Explanation to who missed what happened there: Some huge protests are happening in Brazil lately. A police officer threw tear gas at some manifestants and one guy just kicked it back, heh.