Tom
Istar
My mom is watching LotR for the first time. Even though I've seen it dozens of times, she coerced me into watching it as well, for fortitude.
...Alright. I'm watching it of my own free will. For the two dozenth time.
We're about halfway through The Two Towers. So far, her observations have been as follows:
1. Gollum is creepy.
2. The Ringwraiths are creepy.
3. Saruman is creepy.
4. Frodo's eyes are creepy.
5. The Watcher in the Water is creepy.
6. Balin's Tomb is creepy.
7. Orcs are creepy.
8. Wormtongue is creepy.
9. The Balrog is not creepy.
10. Sam yells too much.
My observations:
1. Frodo is neurotic.
2. Legolas is a show-off. He is also an elf. Therefore he is a show-elf!
3. I can ruin almost every scene with a wisecrack or some well-placed sarcasm.
...Alright. I'm watching it of my own free will. For the two dozenth time.
We're about halfway through The Two Towers. So far, her observations have been as follows:
1. Gollum is creepy.
2. The Ringwraiths are creepy.
3. Saruman is creepy.
4. Frodo's eyes are creepy.
5. The Watcher in the Water is creepy.
6. Balin's Tomb is creepy.
7. Orcs are creepy.
8. Wormtongue is creepy.
9. The Balrog is not creepy.
10. Sam yells too much.
My observations:
1. Frodo is neurotic.
2. Legolas is a show-off. He is also an elf. Therefore he is a show-elf!
3. I can ruin almost every scene with a wisecrack or some well-placed sarcasm.