Guru Coyote
Archmage
Next you will tell us Santa was invented by Coca Cola. Right.
I really hate to be the one to break this to you, but...
Indiana Jones isn't real.
(just playing with ya.)
To right he isn't real. Ever seen a real archaeologist who doesn't own a trowel and repeatedly utterly fails to record contexts through notes, diagrams, drawings and photos? No, they'd get sacked if they messed with artefacts and sites the way Indy does. Sacked and blacklisted. Possibly protecuted.
Best laid plans of mice and men, didn't have kids to alter them.
I can't tell whether I'm hungry or nauseated right now. ._. Do I dare eat something when I might just throw it back up?