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[Michael K. Eidson]

While pretending to read a blueprint, Astronaut Jacobs contemplated the risks of lifting his helmet for just one bite of chocolate doughnut.

 

[CupofJoe]

After calling the Help Line, it occurred to Derek that the Armaggedon film experience was getting to be a little too real
or
Derek decided to never again buy an Ikea flat pack Moon [Müün] kit.

 

[Penpilot]

Yes, Honey, I've got it all written down, eggs, milk, and those marshmallows your Mom likes. Unhuh, Unhuh, yeah, listen, I'd love to hear all about your Saturday brunch with the Andersons, but NASA says we've only got an hour max on this comet. Unhuh. Unhuh. Unhuh.

 

[pmmg]

Tom studied the blue prints. There had to be a way to dig deeper, to dig them out from where they were hiding, though secretly, he wondered what the universe would lose when they had finally uncovered the last of this rocks sentient doughnut people.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

 

[Svrtnsse]

"It's not very effective."

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

To everyone's disgust, Duster and Boney ran out of power points before they made it to the bathroom.

 

[Devor]

"Come one, come all, the urinal is just inside, all you have to do is guess which hand has your card."

 

[Orc Knight]

No matter how hard it dreamed of the stars, it was still a simple (if unusually possessed) restroom sign, so sadly there was no storm of stars.

 

[Penpilot]

With Lucas's combined HP and PP score putting him in the lead and Boney coming up next, Duster readied his jazz-hands as he stood on the floating stage, needing a big PP score with his rendition of The Men's Room Sign, first tried by PK Startstorm.

 

[Devor]

 

[Orc Knight]

It wasn't so much the recipe itself that bothered Gerry, it was more that every time he had to deal with the witches, wizards and especially the dead, it was all rhymes and puns. At least he could suffer the puns in good humor, it was better then trying to get the impossible things the magic users kept sending him to get.

 

[Grandalfus]

Alas, the stylish skull did not realize an obvious source of bonemeal was immediately on hand.

 

[Penpilot]

His competitors though they were rid of him, but Steve Jobs' ghost surprises everyone with the spirit world version of Alexa.

 

[CupofJoe]

Paul Hollywood's comments on the GBBO were getting a little dark since the arrival of Noel Fielding...

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

"In pristine condition, I'd say this artifact would bring at auction upwards of $400,000. With the corner chipped, it's worth less, of course, but the right collector might still pay $50,000 to $100,000, or more."

 

[pmmg]

Though the apparition looked convincing, the ghost hunters ultimately had to reject this video footage as they could not make sense of the stone tablet and written text, which did not seem an adequate answer to the question, are you here in the room with us?

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Here's two for good measure.

 

[Steerpike]

Here's two for good measure.

These new "friends" sucked. Calvin missed Hobbes.

 

[Dark Squiggle]

And so the eternal bovine trickery is revealed.