CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
This is not how Rek though his Tinder Date would end...
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Myth Weaver
Not with an axe, you idiot. You’ll have to suck the poison out.
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Myth Weaver
New picture for a caption.
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Myth Weaver
Somehow, and in spite of Matilda's best efforts at healing, Robert still had a splitting headache.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
When Robert said he'd rather have a spike driven through his head than spend one more day married to Rebecca, she gladly obliged him.
"I learned a new knowledge from the Chinese couple across the street. It's called acupuncture. Let me try it on you."
Russ
Istar
"Can you hear me NOW?"
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Myth Weaver
Careful, I'll hit my thumb.
"That's the spot!"
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Myth Weaver
And you're sure this will remove the demons from my head?
Orc Knight
Auror
Medieval biblical plays: Taking realism as far as they could go.
"Too far?"
Orc Knight
Auror
Russian Dancing Werewolves were a blight upon the fields and livestock in the late 1400's.
Fonz was the coolest bear around
"Do you think the surgeon caught the 'almost animal' look?"
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Myth Weaver
What's the matter, baby, you don't like the jacket?
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
When the other kids told Bob he was unbearable, he set out to prove them wrong.
Little did the wizard now, that the spell affected the user
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Myth Weaver
And that's when I said, yeah, well, if your such a big and powerful wizard how about your prove it...
(Inspired by Banten on that one.)
(Inspired by Banten on that one.)