Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
If I could only figure out GPS, maybe I could find the Holy Grail now.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Odin's raven had a hard time teaching the mortals how to tap-dance
Orc Knight
Auror
"And then Old Lady MacCragg was all like, well, the Graphite boy was down at the shoals making himself a warrior, like a proper dwarf..."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hmmm...the bird says one of us is not really a dwarf...
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"So then I says 'Nevermore' again and the bleedin' idiot just goes on about some woman. I don't know, Olaf, I'm thinkin' he may be soft in the head."
Grogluk was unmatched in his bird watching ability. He'd watch his bird all day.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Losing for the third time in rock, paper, scissors, the dwarf had no choice but to hand over the hobbit and the ring.
Orc Knight
Auror
Grimgor really loathed elven literalism.
Grogluk grew increasingly angry at the raven's longwinded explanation of the uselessness of horns on helmets.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And then I heard the hobbit say, "those stupid fat dwarves, not only do they smell funny, but their beards are nothing but glued on costume hair pieces..."
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Not even the Hobbit could see what was wrong with the Raven's Invisible Three Card Monty.
"I think it's safe to assume you guys don't speak bird, huh?"
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
"...turn south as you fly over the tallest tree. You'll pass over a lake and three volcanoes. The fourth volcano is the one you want to drop the ring into. I could take it for you. I go by there all the time."
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So I said look, mom, all the windows will be rolled up and we'll keep the doors shut and locked. There's no way a cheetah can get in. We'll be fine!
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
It seems like EVERYONE wanted to watch the last epsiode of GoT!
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Until that day, Nala had never believed stories that these loud, hard-shelled creatures were soft and delicious on the inside.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Both the man, and the cat, looked back at the annoying child in the back seat, not sure which would be first to run them down.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
The cat asks, you did see the sign that said enter at your own risk?
The man looks back, wishing he had seen the sign earlier...
The man looks back, wishing he had seen the sign earlier...
Orc Knight
Auror
Ha! Never saw me. Truly I am the fastest cat around. Now how do I get down?