pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately, she did so in another language, and no one could read it.
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Phietadix
Auror
Fortunately, one of the plumbers noticed the similarities in the obscure language to the old stories their grandmother used to tell them back in Ireland, and was able to piece together the Gaelic well enough using Google Translate that the plans were decoded after only a fortnight
Orc Knight
Auror
Unfortunately, they spent the next weeks after in a Fortnite Tournament.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Fortunately, Dagon also signed up for the tournament and was similarly delayed.
Phietadix
Auror
Unfortunately, Dagon was better at Fortnite than them. While they were busy devoloping strategies to defeat him in Fortnite, he was busy devoloping strategies to defeat them in water systems
Fortunately, Dagon won the tournament and inched one step closer to setting forth his plan for watery global domination.
(No one said I can't be on Dagon's side)
(No one said I can't be on Dagon's side)
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately, he was not on Dagon's side.
Orc Knight
Auror
Fortunately, Dagon had recently put out an ad in Craigslist and the local Innsmouth newspaper want ads for allies to his future Quagmire and had several job openings.
Phietadix
Auror
Unfortunately, when this game begins to drift away from it's strict basic premise and member start chooing sides, it gets wildly convulated and one has to keep track of 2 overpowered gender-fluid cat deities and the personification of Morgan Freeman
Phietadix
Auror
(Far worse than Ban's switching sides was me providing a response that's not actually part of the story, so let's try that again)
Unfortunately, Dagon's Craigslist ads attracted the attention of Davy Jones. So Dagon's assault on the sea was now even stronger
Unfortunately, Dagon's Craigslist ads attracted the attention of Davy Jones. So Dagon's assault on the sea was now even stronger
SevenSyn2292
Acolyte
Fortunately, Davy Jones trapped Dagon in his locker and returned the seas to their natural state though the damages to shorelines and island nations was great.
Unfortunately a Ban from the future appeared and brought about a universal reset so this thread can reawaken from its slumber.
Logomancer
Scribe
Fortunately (?) this universal reset inadvertently brought into existence a pantheon of godlike hamsters with a weakness for pineapple pizza and saccharine soap operas.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Yet they became stuck in a perpetual hamster wheel, and unfortunately, the pineapple pizza remains.
Finchbearer
Istar
But fortunately, pineapple pizza was abolished, and so the wheel of fate kept turning for those hamsters.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately for hamsters, they were also abolished, and so the wheel of fate went unpowered.
Fortunately the guinea pig deities who also emerged were doing just fine.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Until, sadly and unfortunately, they were needed for experiments.
Fortunately the guinea pig deities provided all knowledge the scientists could ever desire through their divine might.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately, the guinea pig gods were also used for experiments by other gods, and things went back to normal for the poor guinea pig mortals.