I want to be a Lovecraftian deity, but I've been told that's a difficult gig to land. I also want a sandwich. The latter is achievable in the near future.
I'm more aiming to be a King in Yellow sort of fellow, but if all else fails I'm down with being Nyarlathotep. Not all of Lovecraft is Cthulhu or Dagon. There's a world of horror crawling beyond Thalassic confines.