The Optimist:
Happy new year to you too! As we lament the loss of a great year, we celebrate the birth of another potentially great year!
The Peseimist:
New year? If it's anything like last year you can have it. Who am I kidding, of course it will.
The Nihilist:
Nothing matters, so it's cliche to care about the changing of years. It doesn't affect me either way.
Toxic Positivity:
Welcome back!!! It's going to be so great! I can't wait to experience the joys and wonders of the new year!!️🫡
Tragic Optimism:
So you've survived. Wars will rage, people will suffer and die, the ravaging of man upon nature continues unabashed and unchallenged, but every day I draw breath is another opportunity to win, and another challenge to survive the day. To give up would cheapen the memory of those who have fallen; so I continue as well.
Just as Nietzsche I love New Year's celebrations, for they give me the opportunity to ceremonially renew my life into one dedicated to the pursuit of winning. As such, I hereby win yet again.