Mythic Scribes Tavern

Seems the tavern has been forgotten. I wonder if I dust and tap a keg, if people would return? Screw the dusting, I tap a keg and fill a mug and sit quietly in a chair facing the door and enjoy the stale beer smell. It's not like my clothes are that clean, a little dust would just add to the character of the cloth.

 

"Dwarf tossing is not allowed" Since the incident with the unicorn...It wasn't pretty.

Rules of reality are all made up and the points don't matter, btw whose line is it...Anyway?

 

Mythic tavern special:
Venison surprise-(It's be a surprise if the Mythic hunter finds any game to put in the special)
hot Meat/vegetable pies (what ever we can get our hands on)
Top shelf wine-who are we kidding, most of you couldn't afford vinegar.

Room rates:
private room; 3 crowns
semi private room2 occupants) 2 crowns
barracks: 12 occupants, 5 circlets
sleeping in bar: 3 circlets(if you still have anything left when you wake up.)

Bath services: trough out back-free
fresh bath-1 crown
second bath-5 circlets
used bath water-1 circlet

Management offers no entertainment services nor provides company for thy bed.
Wake up alerts: Rooster crows at sun up, get up or shut up.

 

We are all dragons at heart,or grass fed meat for slaughter. Sometimes, no matter how you try, you will become a morsel for some bigger dragon.