Garren Jacobsen
Auror
Here are my thoughts as I watch Turn:
--Gross, that dude's head just popped off.
--Damn, I love that theme song!
--Show: "Where's my pistol?" Incoherent mumbling Me: "What the hell did he just say?"
--Benedict Arnold, I know you're an American traitor but why do you gotta be a square-jawed tool-bag too?
--Aside from me: This show needs more rapping.
--Angry Arnold is a bigger douche than not Angry Arnold. I hate that guy.
--Simcoe! Creepy creeper from Creepersburg. I hate that guy!
--Simcoe is on the right trail Culper is not the dude's real name. Still wanna punch him in the face (Simcoe, not Culper, he's a pimp.)
--Robert Rogers is a good jerk bag. I like him. Lol, Squishy Worm. You kill that Andre!
--Major Hewlett go save the world from Kaiju not trying to keep the colonies in line/awkwardly proposing to a woman that is playing you! You're too good for her you gentleman soldier you!
--If you get queasy at the sight of a decomposing corpse you shouldn't have left him to rot.
--John Andre just got a kick to the junk with his summer fling getting engaged to Benedict "Toolbag" Arnold.
--Wow people back then were passive-aggressive.
--Robert is getting philosophical. Hell yeah, all men are created equal!
--Run like rabbits after planting that corpse all up in there.
--Uh-oh sexy times, writs of assistance, and a more angry Arnold.
--Whoa, Dad why you gotta be castin' some serious shade on your boy like that! End of episode, ass hats!
I love this show.
--Gross, that dude's head just popped off.
--Damn, I love that theme song!
--Show: "Where's my pistol?" Incoherent mumbling Me: "What the hell did he just say?"
--Benedict Arnold, I know you're an American traitor but why do you gotta be a square-jawed tool-bag too?
--Aside from me: This show needs more rapping.
--Angry Arnold is a bigger douche than not Angry Arnold. I hate that guy.
--Simcoe! Creepy creeper from Creepersburg. I hate that guy!
--Simcoe is on the right trail Culper is not the dude's real name. Still wanna punch him in the face (Simcoe, not Culper, he's a pimp.)
--Robert Rogers is a good jerk bag. I like him. Lol, Squishy Worm. You kill that Andre!
--Major Hewlett go save the world from Kaiju not trying to keep the colonies in line/awkwardly proposing to a woman that is playing you! You're too good for her you gentleman soldier you!
--If you get queasy at the sight of a decomposing corpse you shouldn't have left him to rot.
--John Andre just got a kick to the junk with his summer fling getting engaged to Benedict "Toolbag" Arnold.
--Wow people back then were passive-aggressive.
--Robert is getting philosophical. Hell yeah, all men are created equal!
--Run like rabbits after planting that corpse all up in there.
--Uh-oh sexy times, writs of assistance, and a more angry Arnold.
--Whoa, Dad why you gotta be castin' some serious shade on your boy like that! End of episode, ass hats!
I love this show.
