Garren Jacobsen
Auror
I was offered eternal knowledge once by a guy in NYC. He was, like, super dirty and was only wearing a trench coat. I passed him up on the offer and hid my eyes. The people behind me screamed though. I guess their eyes melted from the gloriousness of that knowledge.A much better alternative than going insane, which I hear is another common side effect of accidentally glimpsing Eternal Knowledge.