Write the Saddest Story Ever With Only Four Words

[pmmg]

AI killed the market.

 

[Devor]

AI plays boss music.

 

[Lynea]

And then she drowned.

 

[Righmath]

And then, everything changed.

 

[Demesnedenoir]

The sensitivity reader called.

 

[pmmg]

IRS wants to audit.

 

[Demesnedenoir]

That was well-timed, I just got a letter from them... no audit, heh heh.

IRS wants to audit.

 

[pmmg]

Readers find it boring.

 

[Logomancer]

It availed him not.

 

[Krizzirk]

We were all happy

 

[Nim]

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

 

[Mans]

Bombs kill innocent children

 

[A. E. Lowan]

Why couldn't she stay?

 

[pmmg]

Some where in here is a thread called "What's it feel like to be kissed on the neck?"

Not four words, but I think the saddest thing I've read here. Hope they aren't still wondering.

 

[pmmg]

I waited, no reply...

 

[Ban]

Some where in here is a thread called "What's it feel like to be kissed on the neck?"

Not four words, but I think the saddest thing I've read here. Hope they aren't still wondering.

Nice try vampire. Neck-kissers be gone.

 

[pmmg]

 

[Orc Knight]

Ten waffles, not yours

 

[pmmg]

 

[Devor]

Accept your AI implant.

Alert: New 1-Star Review.

Please hold: "Jingle bells..."

Gene Simmons: AI Companion