Write the Saddest Story Ever With Only Four Words

[pmmg]

AI killed the market.

 

[Devor]

AI plays boss music.

 

[Lynea]

And then she drowned.

 

[Righmath]

And then, everything changed.

 

[Demesnedenoir]

The sensitivity reader called.

 

[pmmg]

IRS wants to audit.

 

[Demesnedenoir]

That was well-timed, I just got a letter from them... no audit, heh heh.

IRS wants to audit.

 

[pmmg]

Readers find it boring.

 

[Logomancer]

It availed him not.

 

[Yel]

We were all happy