Write the Saddest Story Ever With Only Four Words

[AndrewLowe]

I saw a pretty interesting writing prompt on Facebook this morning:

"Write the Saddest Story Ever Using only Four Words!"

We came up with some pretty interesting ones...

• Ex is still stalking
• My iPhone is cracked
• I have no food
• Another Adam Sandler movie
• Princess Fiona divorces Shrek
• The bar is closed

What are the saddest 4 letter stories you can come up with?

I swear... It's a legitimate writing prompt

 

[Ireth]

The first two are more scary than sad.

 

[T.Allen.Smith]

The discussion of contemporary politics is not allowable on Mythic Scribes.

Thank you.

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[NerdyCavegirl]

All the children died. Baby got Reye's Syndrome. Neonatal penile necrotizing fasciitis. Look in the mirror.

 

[Gryphos]

I stepped on lego.

 

[Ireth]

Tea box is empty.

 

[Heliotrope]

Romeo woke up. Oops.

 

[Ireth]

Buttercup married Prince Humperdinck.

 

[Svrtnsse]

That's it? Yes, sorry...

 

[Nimue]

Death on a honeymoon.

 

[Velka]

I forgot to save.

I pressed reply all.

Pizza with no cheese.

Wine but no corkscrew.

Rent is due today.

Fresh manicure and itchy.

I forgot my anniversary.

 

[AndrewLowe]

The discussion of contemporary politics is not allowable on Mythic Scribes.

Thank you.

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[Penpilot]

Lester Paul: Died alone.
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I'm pregnant. Not anymore.
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First love. Last heartbreak.
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Kiss me darling.

No.
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Please don't jump.

Goodbye.
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He laughed.

She didn't.

 

[T.Allen.Smith]

"I love you."

"Thanks."

 

[Heliotrope]

Mommy, I went poo....


Where is your sister?


Velka: Was our anniversary today?

 

[Drakevarg]

Can't feel my legs.

 

[Geo]

Selling cradle, never used

 

[Devor]

Could not load page.

User Violation. Account Suspended.

Automatic Windows Update: Restarting

 

[Russ]

She loved me not.

Steelers beaten by Browns.

 

[Miskatonic]

Global ban on puppies.