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Valentines Day Poem

  1. Oh, your clean, ivory teeth
    ever so shiny
    your three beautiful heads
    hairy and slimy
    Your bright green talons
    ready to kill
    Your bright green talons
    oh, they give me a thrill
    Your translucent feet
    made from pure glass
    and of course...
    your STINKY BUM GAS!


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