Write the Saddest Story Ever With Only Four Words

[Penpilot]

A trilogy of 4 word stories.

I can live forever.

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I watched everyone die.

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Graveyard Earth, my home.

 

[TheKillerBs]

Selling cradle, never used

Right in the feels. ;_;

Steelers beaten by Browns.

That's hilarious though.

 

[T.Allen.Smith]

Selling cradle, never used

Hemingway, when challenged to write a story using only six words, famously responded:

Baby shoes for sale, never worn.

 

[Geo]

Hemingway, when challenged to write a story using only six words, famously responded:

Baby shoes for sale, never worn.

And his has so much punch than mine, that's why he's such a genius... of course it can also be that he had two more words to work

 

[UncleanGenes]

You're not the one!

 

[FifthView]

I enjoyed life, once.

 

[HellionHeloise]

Relationship Status: It's complicated.

Are you still watching?

I never loved you.

He didn't make it.

 

[SteveW]

I Went To Swindon

(That's one for the English people amongst us)

 

[Tom]

Your password is invalid.

 

[Ban]

Life was good, almost.

I let happiness slip.

Alien, even at home.

Forgot to say goodbye.

 

[UncleanGenes]

Chest hurts when coughing.

 

[Gryphos]

BANG!
mmm whatcha saaaaaayyy

 

[pischtoph]

Boom! the world ends

The Babies last breath

Ate the last Dorito

Viagra does not work


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[Shannon M Metcalf]

Pain comes from within.

 

[Miskatonic]

Peanut Butter. No Jelly.

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

All files deleted.

[OK]​

 

[Devor]

We're moving to Jersey.

 

[pmmg]

What’s a kiss like?


I steal that from one a thread topic that the bot’s like to look at. 'What’s it like to kiss on the neck?' seems like one of the saddest questions I've read. Good this one is not for the four word creepy story.

 

[FifthView]

This too shall pass.

(Obviously, that isn't mine. It so often does apply however.)

 

[Nnamani]

Death is my salvation