Matching MS Gifts To Members

[Sparkie]

This isn't marketing, I swear!

I've been perusing the Mythic Scribes shop (looking at things I can't afford to buy), and I started having a little fun thinking of gifts for some of our members here. Stuff like "I know who'd like that," or "This would be appropriate for so-and-so," that kind of thing. Here's what I have so far:

T. Allen Smith - Apron (For when he does all the cooking at the Official Mythic Scribes Dinner Party. )

FatCat - Shot Glass (Inside joke here.)

Phil the Drill - Gym Bag (He was a wrestler, after all.)

Chilari - Teapot (Diet or not, she can still enjoy a little tea, no?)

Legendary Sidekick - Messenger Bag (For the hopefully soon-to-be school principal/fantasy web comic author.)

Ireth - Stadium Blanket (For those cold Canadian winters.)

Steerpike - Mug (For when he puts milk in his tea.)

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That's all I have from the official lists in the shop. Now on to the real fun stuff: Made-up gifts for members!

Reaver - Official Mythic Scribes Flak Jacket (I just think he should have one.)

Caged Maiden - Official Mythic Scribes Pin Cushion (For the costume creator.)

Sheilawisz - Official Mythic Scribes Magic Staff (I also nominate Sheila for the post of Official MS Sorceress.)

Anders Amting - Official Mythic Scribes Scabbard Set (Comes in various sizes for all your sword-sheathing needs.)

Steepike - Official Mythic Scribes Prologue-Remover (I'm not sure what it is or how it works, but Steepike needs one.)

Little Storm Cloud - Official Mythic Scribes pickup truck from the Twister movie (Comes with product placement of your choice.)

Benjamin Clayborne - Official Mythic Scribes Andriod Schematic Wallscroll (Another inside joke here.)

Ankari - Official Mythic Scribes Dungeon Master's Screen (For the hope that, one day, Dragon's Egg with be played on a tabletop.)

Ravana - Official Mythic Scribes Book: Everything you wanted to know about everything but were afraid to ask (Redundant, really. Ravana will have already read it.)

Black Dragon - Official Mythic Scribes Autographed Set Of Peter Jackson Photos (One when he was fat, one when he wasn't!)


Ok, I may have gotten carried away here. Anyone else have imaginary gift ideas?

 

[Sheilawisz]

Thanks for the Official Mythic Scribes Magic Staff, Sparkie!!

Yeah, that would be a perfect gift for me, with a magical purple crystal on the top, just like Gandalf's staff... and hey, being the Official MS Sorceress sounds great too =)

I am not sure yet what would be the perfect imaginary gift for you, but I'll post something when a get a good idea.

 

[Ireth]

I could definitely use an extra blanket some nights. ^^ Thanks!

 

[Black Dragon]

I've been perusing the Mythic Scribes shop

I'm glad that you noticed the Mythic Scribes shop. We haven't officially announced it yet, but it's up and taking orders:

Mythic Scribes Emporium

We've always refused to take donations. This is a way for people to help us out and get something cool in return.

 

[Chilari]

Oh this is so cool.

Shame I'm not actually a tea drinker. Yes, I'm British, but I don't like tea. No this doesn't revoke my citizenship.

 

[Reaver]

For Sparkie, I think the Official Mythic Scribes Flagon would make a fine gift.