Garren Jacobsen
Auror
Goodness, just had a bout with sleep paralysis that turned into a lucid dream. That was a strange experience.
New Skyrim character! He's a Bosmer thief who was orphaned in Riften and "adopted" by the Thieves' Guild. I gave him the smallest build but he's down to fight anyone. I started his career by stealing all of the cheese from the inn in Riverwood.
Fear The Stilton Swindler. The Emmental Criminal. The Gouda Gangster. The Roquefort Robber. The Parmezan Pirate. The Cheddar Cheat. The Manchego Marauder. The Mozerella Mobster. The Sbrinz Prince. The Edam Imam. The Colby Colonel. The Brie Brigand. The Burrata Buccaneer. The Quark Nark. The Limburger Pilferer.
I think I'm done now.
I...I don't even know an appropriate response. O_O
I think y'all have been sharing Banten's "eucalyptus" a bit too much.
How does one learn to throw knives...?
How does one learn to throw knives...?