Elder the Dwarf
Maester
Naked Gun, gotta love Leslie. Don't know Loaded Weapon.
Lethal Weapon or Die Hard?
Lethal Weapon or Die Hard?
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This or That?
- Thread starter Codey Amprim
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Lethal Weapon... a tough call, but the tie-breaker was Mel Gibson's character paying a whore to watch the Three Stooges Marathon with him. Yes, it's the cheesiest thing that happens in the entire series, but that's the tie-breaker. There. I said it.
BATTLE OF THE BERTS I: Catbert or Dogbert?
BATTLE OF THE BERTS I: Catbert or Dogbert?
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Catbert. But only because he has claws & nine lives.
More disturbing couple: Bert & Ernie or Bill & Hillary?
More disturbing couple: Bert & Ernie or Bill & Hillary?
Loaded Weapon stars Emilio Estevez and Samuel L. Jackson. And Kathy Ireland! It's a must-see comedy.
Bill and Hillary because Ernie disturbs Bert but Bert never disturbs Ernie.
BATTLE OF THE BERTS II: Q*Bert or Fat Albert?
BATTLE OF THE BERTS II: Q*Bert or Fat Albert?
Although Q*Bert is in much more physically fit, what with all that constant jumping from cube to cube, he lacks arms. Therefore logic clearly dictates that Fat Albert wins this battle.
Better Bounty Hunter: IG-88 or Dog the?
Better Bounty Hunter: IG-88 or Dog the?
IG-88 has never been caught and jailed by Mexican authorities, so I'll go with him.
Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett?
Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett?
Ooh. Tough call. Hammet? I like his style of writing better.
Better Bounty Hunter: Boba Fett or Jango?
Better Bounty Hunter: Boba Fett or Jango?
Boba Fett. I once read a book about Star Wars bounty hunters, and in that book, he and Han Solo faced off. It took place after Return of the Jedi, implying that he survived the Sarlac Pit.
At least before Lucas added the Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant that burped when he ate Boba Fett. But I consider all that Special Edition stuff to be non-canon. Like the way Manimus embellishes when he tells his version of Reaver's adventures. (See the Endless Hunt: Season 2 to find out who Manimus is... you've outdone yourself with this character, Reaver!)
BATTLE OF THE BERTS III:
Engelbert Humperdinck or Bert?
VS.
At least before Lucas added the Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant that burped when he ate Boba Fett. But I consider all that Special Edition stuff to be non-canon. Like the way Manimus embellishes when he tells his version of Reaver's adventures. (See the Endless Hunt: Season 2 to find out who Manimus is... you've outdone yourself with this character, Reaver!)
BATTLE OF THE BERTS III:
Engelbert Humperdinck or Bert?
Took me a sec to realize that Bert was even in the picture. I'll go with Bert I suppose. He's not as goofy looking as Engelbert.
Lara Croft or Jill Valentine?
Lara Croft or Jill Valentine?
Jill, for her MvC2 appearance. I was never into Resident Evil or Tomb Raider.
FROM GAME TO MOVIE TO GAME:
The Street Fighter The Movie arcade game or Double Dragon Neo Geo?
FROM GAME TO MOVIE TO GAME:
The Street Fighter The Movie arcade game or Double Dragon Neo Geo?
There was a Street Fighter The Movie arcade game? Ye gods...that was one of the worst movies since Roadhouse. Raul Julia as M. Bison? Really? I'll go with Double Dragon Neo Geo.
Which was a lamer arcade game rip off:
Primal Rage ripping off Rampage or Terminator ripping off Operation Wolf?
Which was a lamer arcade game rip off:
Primal Rage ripping off Rampage or Terminator ripping off Operation Wolf?
I've got to know...
Never into Resident Evil or Tomb Raider? The hell is wrong with youman alien?
What planet are you from and why are you here?
Never into Resident Evil or Tomb Raider? The hell is wrong with you
What planet are you from and why are you here?
Your "or" question: T2 was the bigger rip-off, but also the better game.
Your "and" question: To Take Over The World. That's the name of my planet translated into your simplistic Earth language. But it's not why I'm here. I just wanted some Earth fruit because on To Take Over The World, I eat all kinds of candy bars, which gives me what some Earthlings call "Catholic Guilt."
Star Wars Anti-Smoking PSA or School House Rock?
Your "and" question: To Take Over The World. That's the name of my planet translated into your simplistic Earth language. But it's not why I'm here. I just wanted some Earth fruit because on To Take Over The World, I eat all kinds of candy bars, which gives me what some Earthlings call "Catholic Guilt."
Star Wars Anti-Smoking PSA or School House Rock?
School House Rock. No contest. I think kids actually learned stuff from those cartoons. I know I did. My favorite was the one about the Revolution: "Shot Heard 'Round the World"
It made me want to join the military. No joke.
Now, the ride of Paul Revere
Set the nation on its ear,
And the shot at Lexington heard 'round the world,
When the British fired in the early dawn
The War of Independence had begun,
The die was cast, the rebel flag unfurled.
And on to Concord marched the foe
To seize the arsenal there you know,
Waking folks searching all around
Till our militia stopped them in their tracks,A
At the old North Bridge we turned them back
And chased those Redcoats back to Boston town.
And the shot heard 'round the world
Was the start of the Revolution.
The Minute Men were ready, on the move.
Take your powder, and take your gun.
Report to General Washington.
Hurry men, there's not an hour to lose!
Now, at famous Bunker Hill,
Even though we lost, it was quite a thrill,
The rebel Colonel Prescott proved he was wise;
Outnumbered and low on ammunition
As the British stormed his position
He said, "Hold your fire till you see the whites of their eyes!"
Though the next few years were rough,
General Washington's men proved they were tough,
Those hungry, ragged boys would not be beat.
One night they crossed the Delaware,
Surprised the Hessians in their lair,
And at Valley Forge they just bundled up their feet!
And the shot heard 'round the world
Was the start of the Revolution.
The Minute Men were ready, on the move.
Take your blanket, and take your son.
Report to General Washington.
We've got our rights and now it's time to prove.
Well, they showed such determination
That they won the admiration
Of countries across the sea like France and Spain,
Who loaned the colonies ships and guns
And put the British on the run
And the Continental Army on its feet again.
And though they lost some battles too,
The Americans swore they'd see it through,
Their raiding parties kept up, hit and run.
At Yorktown the British could not retreat,
Bottled up by Washington and the French Fleet,
Cornwallis surrendered and finally we had won!
The winner!
Hurray!
From the shot heard 'round the world
To the end of the Revolution
The continental rabble took the day
And the father of our country
Beat the British there at Yorktown
And brought freedom to you and me and the U.S.A.!
God bless America, Let Freedom Ring!
On that same note: Conjunction Junction or I'm Just A Bill?
It made me want to join the military. No joke.
Now, the ride of Paul Revere
Set the nation on its ear,
And the shot at Lexington heard 'round the world,
When the British fired in the early dawn
The War of Independence had begun,
The die was cast, the rebel flag unfurled.
And on to Concord marched the foe
To seize the arsenal there you know,
Waking folks searching all around
Till our militia stopped them in their tracks,A
At the old North Bridge we turned them back
And chased those Redcoats back to Boston town.
And the shot heard 'round the world
Was the start of the Revolution.
The Minute Men were ready, on the move.
Take your powder, and take your gun.
Report to General Washington.
Hurry men, there's not an hour to lose!
Now, at famous Bunker Hill,
Even though we lost, it was quite a thrill,
The rebel Colonel Prescott proved he was wise;
Outnumbered and low on ammunition
As the British stormed his position
He said, "Hold your fire till you see the whites of their eyes!"
Though the next few years were rough,
General Washington's men proved they were tough,
Those hungry, ragged boys would not be beat.
One night they crossed the Delaware,
Surprised the Hessians in their lair,
And at Valley Forge they just bundled up their feet!
And the shot heard 'round the world
Was the start of the Revolution.
The Minute Men were ready, on the move.
Take your blanket, and take your son.
Report to General Washington.
We've got our rights and now it's time to prove.
Well, they showed such determination
That they won the admiration
Of countries across the sea like France and Spain,
Who loaned the colonies ships and guns
And put the British on the run
And the Continental Army on its feet again.
And though they lost some battles too,
The Americans swore they'd see it through,
Their raiding parties kept up, hit and run.
At Yorktown the British could not retreat,
Bottled up by Washington and the French Fleet,
Cornwallis surrendered and finally we had won!
The winner!
Hurray!
From the shot heard 'round the world
To the end of the Revolution
The continental rabble took the day
And the father of our country
Beat the British there at Yorktown
And brought freedom to you and me and the U.S.A.!
God bless America, Let Freedom Ring!
On that same note: Conjunction Junction or I'm Just A Bill?
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T2 better than Op Wolf? HOLEE SH*T! You ARE from a different planet!
I meant T2 is better than Primal Rage, which was one of many Mortal Kombat wannabes. And even MK was a distant second from Street Fighter unless you cared about blood more than gameplay.
On topic, Conjunction Junction because I had that song in my head as soon as I saw that you picked School House Rock.
"Avalanche or road block?"
BONUS QUESTION: What song did I have in my head just now?
On topic, Conjunction Junction because I had that song in my head as soon as I saw that you picked School House Rock.
"Avalanche or road block?"
BONUS QUESTION: What song did I have in my head just now?
Avalanche. If only for the potential of more carnage. Answer to BONUS QUESTION: Filmation's HE MAN & THE MASTERS of the UNIVERSE theme song.
Since you can't get that song out of your head:
Who's hotter: The Sorceress or Teela?
BONUS QUESTION: Who's more ambiguously gay: SKELETOR or SHIPWRECK (from G.I. Joe)?
Since you can't get that song out of your head:
Who's hotter: The Sorceress or Teela?
BONUS QUESTION: Who's more ambiguously gay: SKELETOR or SHIPWRECK (from G.I. Joe)?
sashamerideth
Maester
Reaver said:
A bit before my time, but watched a few YouTube vids. Definitely Teela
Answer to bonus, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWw5YdW57Es got it. Now, I would say Skeletor of the two choices but definitely Adam. Too many women in his life and no romantic interest in any of them?
Worst for after feast, Thanksgiving or Christmas?
Elder the Dwarf
Maester
I'm assuming you're asking which feast makes you feel worse after... which would definitely go to thanksgiving. I can't stand up for at least a few hours after.
I really am running out of questions now. Got one.
College sports or Professional?
I really am running out of questions now. Got one.
College sports or Professional?