Write the Saddest Story Ever With Only Four Words

[SaraDeAra]

No WiFi for you.
A week of tests. (I actually have this)
New kitten. Car crash. (Unfortunately I had this too...)
Drop the last cookie.
Break your new phone.
Time to grow up.

 

[Mans]

Smoke saturated the atmosphere!

 

[Orc Knight]

Are we sure that's not a barbecue happening?

 

[Mans]

No, I used atmosphere not air

 

[Orc Knight]

Must be barbecuing wrong.

 

[pmmg]

The story remains...un-sold.

 

[LuminaryGhost]

"Ice Cream?"
"None left..."

 

[Orc Knight]

That is a very painful one indeed.

 

[pmmg]

Or...On ground...

Poor ice cream.

 

[LittleOwlbear]

No, I used atmosphere not air

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