The Blue Lotus
Auror
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Here would lie Devor the Barbarian,
If the man beneath this grave had lived up to his boast.
Anyone else with a funny epitath?
If the man beneath this grave had lived up to his boast.
Anyone else with a funny epitath?
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Devor said:
Here lies TAS
1971 - 2078
Only the good die young
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Here lies Phil
Who piledrove life into oblivion.
Who piledrove life into oblivion.
Here Lies Reaver
The baddest motherf**ker who ever lived.
The baddest motherf**ker who ever lived.
Ireth
Myth Weaver
*GASP* The Reaver is mortal?!
gavintonks
Maester
it was a grave situation without a ghost of a chance
Shhh...The grave is just for appearances...don't tell anyone, okay?
gavintonks
Maester
he came he saw, he was killed because he was inexperienced new bugger all about the force
gavintonks
Maester
the planet has to wait another 50 000 years because the bus ran over the mother of the savior - buggar
gavintonks
Maester
sue to a snowstorm at heathrow the hero could not meet his destiny!
gavintonks
Maester
and romeo opened an eye so they let the asp go, the spca lady fell over dead when she tried to pet it, checking to see if it was harmed in any way
The Blue Lotus
Auror
As the sun slowly sank lower onto the oceans waves the boat dropped anchor.
The gathering of people dropped their smiles and the crew emerged with the strangely configured cement object, filled with holes and loops a serial number clearly etched into its side near the bottom edge.
Caption and crew remove their hats as a violin slowly starts plays a mournful rendition of 'Amazing Grace'
The strange short man who stood to the back of the group moved forward his assistant in close tow behind him. They light a small brass hanging pot filled with sandalwood and began chanting as he swung it around the artificial reef that had been mixed using the ashes of the deceased. His assistant translated the Sanskrit words for the people gathered at the stern of the ship to say their goodbyes one final time.
"We now release the spirit of the Lotus, may she give life and happiness to those who can not provide it for themselves, for all time just as she had always done in her life." The odd man closed the short ceremony in a prayer as the crew slipped the chains around the reef and lowered it into the depths of the waters waiting arms.
So passed the Blue Lotus from one life to the next. Giveing refuge to the coral and fishes of the ocean she had so longed to protect during her short but eventful life.
The gathering of people dropped their smiles and the crew emerged with the strangely configured cement object, filled with holes and loops a serial number clearly etched into its side near the bottom edge.
Caption and crew remove their hats as a violin slowly starts plays a mournful rendition of 'Amazing Grace'
The strange short man who stood to the back of the group moved forward his assistant in close tow behind him. They light a small brass hanging pot filled with sandalwood and began chanting as he swung it around the artificial reef that had been mixed using the ashes of the deceased. His assistant translated the Sanskrit words for the people gathered at the stern of the ship to say their goodbyes one final time.
"We now release the spirit of the Lotus, may she give life and happiness to those who can not provide it for themselves, for all time just as she had always done in her life." The odd man closed the short ceremony in a prayer as the crew slipped the chains around the reef and lowered it into the depths of the waters waiting arms.
So passed the Blue Lotus from one life to the next. Giveing refuge to the coral and fishes of the ocean she had so longed to protect during her short but eventful life.
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Rikilamaro
Inkling
My response to the fill in the blank from post # 395.
Yesterday I went to the veterinarian and the wench told me that I have a werewolf for a pet and that in seven days I'm going to be eaten. I couldn't put down my little Toto !
I almost cried in my beer! Needless to say I didn't believe her anymore so
I said to the veterinarian :
"Go mentally examine yourself, you psycho weirdo !"
Then I (and Toto) jumped into my Porsche and got the truck outta town.
So now I have to move to Alaska and pray that my plan to move where the sun never sets and the moon never shines will work properly. If it does, then I'm totally golden until September.
But that really doesn't help my poor Toto, does it?
Oh well...I guess that I'll just half to live on separate poles every six months and hope that Toto doesn't bite me in the ass.
Yesterday I went to the veterinarian and the wench told me that I have a werewolf for a pet and that in seven days I'm going to be eaten. I couldn't put down my little Toto !
I almost cried in my beer! Needless to say I didn't believe her anymore so
I said to the veterinarian :
"Go mentally examine yourself, you psycho weirdo !"
Then I (and Toto) jumped into my Porsche and got the truck outta town.
So now I have to move to Alaska and pray that my plan to move where the sun never sets and the moon never shines will work properly. If it does, then I'm totally golden until September.
But that really doesn't help my poor Toto, does it?
Oh well...I guess that I'll just half to live on separate poles every six months and hope that Toto doesn't bite me in the ass.
gavintonks
Maester
i saw a house just out of sight its roof was whitewashed black it stood alone between 2 others and its front faced the back
The Blue Lotus
Auror
Amazing Grace Bagpipes - An Armed Forces & 9/11 Tribute - YouTube
May peace on earth someday come.
May peace on earth someday come.
Addison
Auror
Last I checked this thread is still alive.
Harry Potter has really set a bar in the fantasy genre. I know it's fantasy but which sub-category would it be in? Adventure-fantasy or maybe mystery-fantasy. I don't think it would be a contemporary fantasy. Still a great book though. In a way it inspires people to write stories of kids learning magic and yet they're intimidated to send it in. Funny how the publishing business works.
Harry Potter has really set a bar in the fantasy genre. I know it's fantasy but which sub-category would it be in? Adventure-fantasy or maybe mystery-fantasy. I don't think it would be a contemporary fantasy. Still a great book though. In a way it inspires people to write stories of kids learning magic and yet they're intimidated to send it in. Funny how the publishing business works.
mbartelsm
Troubadour
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mbartelsm
Troubadour
Maybe the early books could be considered part mystery, but as the characters and plots evolve it becomes less mystery and more adventure/action
Addison
Auror
Very true. So sub-genre can change but not the main genre.
