Favorite Movie Quotes

[Addison]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.


Jack: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?


Will: ...and I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or, perhaps you practice with them three hours a day is because you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable or wooing said strumpet. You're not a unit are you?
Jack: I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate.

Jack: Why's the rum gone?!

 

[Incanus]

Lots of great quotes in the Pirates' movies. Though I'm pretty sure it's 'eunuch', not 'unit'.

 

[Geo]

From Cinema Paradiso,
Alfredo to Helena: Out of the fire of love come ashes. Even the greatest love eventually fizzles out.

From Labyrinth
Jareth: It's only forever, not long at all...


From Dogma
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

 

[skip.knox]

You know, doctor, I've been wrestling with reality for thirty-five years now, and I'm happy to say I've finally won out over it.
--Elwood P. Dowd

Seems apropos for a fantasy forum.

 

[HellionHeloise]

"I have a funny idea for a tv show. It's about vampires...ostensibly. But, underneath it's actually about the reunification of Germany. But it's funny."

Orange County (2002)

 

[Ben]

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

The Big Lebowski

 

[Geo]

I have new favorite coming from a not so new movie:

From Tune in Tomorrow
Pedro Carmichael: Life is a shit storm, and when it's raining shit the best umbrella is art.

 

[Gryphos]

"Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." – Blade, saying his final one-liner before exploding the bad guy

To this day I don't know if that line is clever or incredibly dumb. It somehow simultaneously makes a lot of sense and zero sense at the same time.