This or That?

[Reaver]

Ah, Laphroaig. Very nice. I recently acquired a nice bottle of Old Pulteney.


Lightsabers, no contest.

Keeping the Star Wars train of thought going...

Who would win in a fight--Yoda or Darth Vader?

 

[myrddin173]

Yoda, no contest

Trees, deciduous or coniferous?

 

[Reaver]

This is actually a tough call for me. I grew up in Western PA, which has a mix of the two, but I live in the Pacific Northwest which, obviously has mostly conifers. If I had to choose, I'd go with the evergreens.

Better food--Insects or Arachnids?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

I choked on a fly the first time I attempted to go running for exercise. It was not a good experience.

However, I choose insect because spiders eat flies, so eating an arachnid with a half-digested insect in its belly means I'm stuck eating an insect either way.


Merry Christmas or Happy Christmas? (Happy Holidays is not an option! I was really hard on Tebow on page 12, so I owe him this.)

 

[Reaver]

I choked on a fly the first time I attempted to go running for exercise. It was not a good experience.

However, I choose insect because spiders eat flies, so eating an arachnid with a half-digested insect in its belly means I'm stuck eating an insect either way.


Merry Christmas or Happy Christmas? (Happy Holidays is not an option! I was really hard on Tebow on page 12, so I owe him this.)

Bummer about swallowing a fly. It kinda reminds me of that line from Dumb & Dumber: "You hungry, Lloyd?"
"Nah, I swallowed a junebug while we were drivin'."
Remember that if you eat lobster or crab, you're eating an arachnid. Might as well boil a tarantula and eat it.

I prefer Merry Christmas. You DONT owe Tim Tebow a damn thing! He's a smug bastard. He's more of a horse's ass than Anthony Bourdain. I freakin hate the Broncos worse than I hate the Browns...

But I digress....

Who's creepier-Clowns or Mimes?

 

[Elder the Dwarf]

Merry Christmas, of course! And definitely no xmas. You were kind of rough on Timmy.

Kevin Costner or Cary Elwes ? (Robin Hoods)

EDIT: damn, finally got ninja'd. That is a really tough one, but I'd go with mimes. There are some clowns that aren't that creepy. But I just thought about "It" so I'm changing to clowns. Final answer.

 

[Reaver]

Sorry Elder

Sorry Elder, turn around and I"ll pull the shuriken from your back.


Cary Elwes, of course and I like the "It" reference.



Sharks or Orcas?

 

[Steerpike]

Yoda couldn't beat the Emperor, so I don't see him beating Vader.

As for insects, I had grasshopper tacos in Los Angeles.

Orcas. Though I do think sharks are cool too, so that's a close call.

Would you rather live in a world where aliens existed and visited earth openly, or where faerie was a real place and creatures from fairy tales visited.

 

[Reaver]

A world where Faerie is a real place. I always wanted a pet hippogryph.


If such a place existed, would you rather be a warrior or a magic user?

 

[Elder the Dwarf]

Tough one. If we're saying that we can travel between that world and ours, magic user. I don't feel like being a warrior would help much in our word, while being a magic user might come in handy.

Now, would you rather read about a warrior or a magic user?

 

[Reaver]

No fair, Elder...I can't choose between these two. I like reading about both. I mean, hypothetically speaking...if it were a matter of life and death, I'd choose warrior.

Mermaids or Sirens? (Or am I the only one who thinks they're completely different beings?)

 

[Elder the Dwarf]

Mermaids... at least they aren't trying to drown you! (well, in most stories)

Star Wars or LOTR movies?

 

[Reaver]

Star Wars. Much as I love the LOTR movies (Extended Director's Cut, of course)...the whole Star Wars Universe and their commitment to continutity of the storyline is unparalleled.



Resident Evil or Silent Hill?

 

[Elder the Dwarf]

Resident Evil, I've never played Silent Hill.

Movies or Video Games?

 

[Reaver]

What's the difference these days? I've seen cut scenes in video games that are better than some movies.

Video games, when it comes down to it.

Good thing you've never played Silent Hill..it sucks.

Dragon Ball or Dragon Ball Z?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Dragon Ball. I hate that fad where everything is pluralized with a "z."

Example: "Chillax, dawgz!"


MULTIPLE CHOICE:

136. What should be done to the next guy who says "Chillax, dawgz!"?

(this) death by firing squad armed with bee bee guns
(that) chained to a slow conveyor belt leading to various compactors, spinning blades and drills, and a furnace​

 

[Codey Amprim]

We could butterfly whoever says it next. For those of you who don't know, "butterflying" is a viking way of torturous death. First, you slice open the chest, and then peel the skin away from the upper torso. Next, you spread the ribs a decent ways apart before you go on in there and grab the lungs. Lastly, you proceed to pull the lungs over the ribs. Then they die.

But, if you so insist on these amateur deaths, I'll go with the first choice of the BB gun death, because, quite frankly, that would be a hilarious way to go - not for the victim anyways. haha just messin', Dawg....S.

Hmm... lemmmee seeeeee...


iPhone or Andriod?

 

[The Blue Lotus]

Dragon Ball. I hate that fad where everything is pluralized with a "z."

Example: "Chillax, dawgz!"


MULTIPLE CHOICE:

136. What should be done to the next guy who says "Chillax, dawgz!"?

(this) death by firing squad armed with bee bee guns
(that) chained to a slow conveyor belt leading to various compactors, spinning blades and drills, and a furnace​

SideKick, Chillax ends in X not Z...
However, I grew up when things were "rad" and Bad was good and newayz was cool. The habbit stuck and I refuse to be ashamed of it.
Cody, that buterfly thing is just icky!

Oh yes and both phones stink... It needs only to ring and one only needs to hear and be heard. It is a phone not a computer for crying out loud.

 

[Jess A]

you left no question for us.

I shall answer the previous one:

I have no clue. I have an old Nokia phone.

Thunderstorms or sunny days? Thunderstorms for me

 

[The Blue Lotus]

OMG you're right I did not leave a q... Opps my roots are showing again!

Sunny days, I love sitting by the pool reading a good book.

Pool or hot tub?